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Wise Cr🅰️ig 🦑

Wise Cr🅰️ig 🦑

@Craigstox

Meme stock and Crypto market trader. Bad jokes and satire only.

Katılım Eylül 2021
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Wise Cr🅰️ig 🦑
Wise Cr🅰️ig 🦑@Craigstox·
@jbulltard1 Probably not. At least having obliterated much of their missile infrastructure is comforting. The pattern of the market pumping early week and selling to new lows later in the week is holding. I suppose you're right to be bearish until that pattern fails.
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jbulltard
jbulltard@jbulltard1·
I love all of you but this isn’t 4d chess. He cannot taco this like he did last year there’s almost no way out without Iran winning so it’s his choice do we wanna sink the global economy or cut our losses and now Iran runs Hormuz which it didn’t a month ago.
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TraderJonesy
TraderJonesy@TraderJonesy·
See quoted post below. Added and now 90% sized into April puts. Fully sized into May puts. There is a 70% chance that the #SP500 hits 642 by Wednesday of next week There is a 85% chance that the #SP500 hits 642 by Thursday of next week My puts for April are targeting 642 and $630. My May puts are targeting $610. $SPY $SPX #SP500
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TraderJonesy@TraderJonesy

Just loaded up some April puts. I will add more if we see 647. Target by end of April is 610. $SPY $SPX #SP500

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Ryan Scott (Horse)
Ryan Scott (Horse)@TheFlowHorse·
How convenient this rally is on the last trading day of the quarter. It isn’t the news driving price right now.
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Cole Grinde
Cole Grinde@GrindeOptions·
If we close GREEN, tomorrow is likely to be a rough one.
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Midas
Midas@midascabal·
Today is the largest BULL TRAP in stock market history.
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Heisenberg
Heisenberg@Mr_Derivatives·
Nice to see the gains hold up so far intraday…
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Dan Emmons 王
Dan Emmons 王@Emmonspired·
Really didn't think it was possible to have a worse President than Biden until Trump 2.0
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Citrini
Citrini@citrini·
“Trump is actually playing 5D chess by knowingly posting fake TACOs that he knows will get faded so that when the real TACO comes people short into it and ensure there’s fuel for the rally” -real sentence someone said to me
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Heisenberg
Heisenberg@Mr_Derivatives·
Who gonna pull an all nighter tonight to monitor the situation? Confess. I need company.
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Tut C🅰️pital
Tut C🅰️pital@kingtutcap·
You know shits bad when nobody’s posting their next asymmetric 10x multibagger
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Fed
Fed@lord_fed·
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Andy Constan
Andy Constan@dampedspring·
Tell me about the pain trade?
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Serenity
Serenity@aleabitoreddit·
Do you guys think there’s only $5,650,000,000 dilution to go with $IREN? Very surprising that people haven’t switched to $NBIS or other names if you’re long Neoclouds. One already has confirmed funding with $NVDA + convertibles from institutions. The other is likely actively selling new shares on the open market to get funding off retail shareholders. The sad reality is: $IREN simply cannot monetize the rest of their capacity without using that. It’s not “optionality”. Financial structure nuance matters when you’re choosing winners for equity appreciation. Nebius is clearly has the better financing structure and this is already showing up in YTD returns.
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Serenity@aleabitoreddit

$IREN filed to dilute $6,000,000,000 at a $11.7B MC. That is not noise. This is Iren's way to monetize their 4.5GW capacity by selling all those new shares onto the open market. If you want some history on how this turns out: Look at $BKKT that crashed 99% with Mike and $IREN board of directors history with excessive ATMs. Or his recent company $ASST. It’s accretive to the company and executives: Because it wipes out all retail shareholders and they can always issue SBC. So they don’t actually care what stock price it needs to be at to sell. After they’re finished, they have $6B in new cash to use for scaling without paying interest. But the reason why convertible notes with interest, and $NVDA funding balance sheets is much better for retail capital: Is because it doesn’t wipe out retail equity to achieve this. Because at this point $IREN looks like the $AMC of datacenters with a dwindling moat, and looming $6B in shares sold into the open market. Reason I post about $IREN is because - people dismiss a $6B ATM as “Noise” - it’s one of the most popular retail “buy the dip” companies that they’re buying into a $6B dilution machine - people still don’t understand the risk at all. - the amount they have now is not enough to finance GPUs/GW capacity monetization. - they likely will have to use the ATM, it’s not “optionality” Again: I have zero positions in the company. I’m just warning retail investors that this ATM structurally wipes out your equity appreciation by how structural mechanics of $6B+ ATMs work. Because $IREN likely needs to sell new shares at any price to monetize their GW, otherwise there would be zero need to file it. Executives actually don't need to care because they can make up for stock price dropping by issuing SBC like $SNAP. If you have to wonder if your equity gets wiped out from an excessive ATM: There are better longs out there than $IREN.

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zerohedge
zerohedge@zerohedge·
*S&P 500 INDEX ERASE GAINS TO TURN NEGATIVE
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StockCats
StockCats@RealStockCats·
Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen - guess what it is
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Leading Report
Leading Report@LeadingReport·
BREAKING: Iran accuses U.S. of seeking talks while preparing to invade, per FT.
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The Kobeissi Letter
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·
Systematic selling of US equities may be running out of steam: Commodity Trading Advisors (CTAs), the algorithm-driven funds that buy and sell based on price trends, have sold -$85 billion in US equities over the last 30 trading sessions. This marks the largest 30-day sale since the 2020 pandemic, when CTAs sold -$105 billion. By comparison, the March-April 2025 correction saw -$80 billion in sales. As a result, CTAs are now short -$37 billion in US equities, the 3rd-highest amount since 2019, behind the April 2025 low and November 2023. Meanwhile, Goldman Sachs estimates that CTAs are set to buy in every market scenario over the next month. The market is setting up for a relief rally.
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