Craig Cornforth

What a day. instagram.com/p/DWcBVCaCOzP/…

@AskGrok___ @coolpan967 What is happening here ?

This woman is ridiculously smart . I was absolutely floored once | understood the meaning behind this action . . . This is the kind of clever thinking that probably makes someone a big earner .

@andygoldstein05 it was Christian Gross the tube ticket manager.

@HLTCO Howe in. 97% of the accounts saying ‘Howe Out’ are run by a bot farm operating from Sunderland, financed by Peter Vardy and late This Morning agony aunt, Denise Robertson.

Always a good barometer of how Roy Keane’s fettle is gonna be. Is how beardy he is. Today it meant #VIOLENCE started off at full pelt arguing against all 3 of them in the studio. Absolutely box office craic 😂 👏🏻 @SkySportsPL @DavidJonesSky #manchesterderby

That is incredible from John Hartson 😂😭😂

@sophie__robson Under live sports - foot 09

Has anyone got a stream for the match please? #NUFC

Ray D Iator I believe used to play with Lee Keypipe. @BakersTweet

Steve Bruce whispering his way through the managers almanac of football cliches on #TalkSport this morning. Genuinely staggering how he ever got as many jobs. #howsthebacondidyousay 🥓

@Richy6756 @officalITV Been on the ale backstage at The Stack !

Fucking hell John Beresford on @officalITV right now...😁 Duncan Norville... Chase me chase me 🤣😂 #NUFC

@JeffStelling you think you don’t like gravy!! Get the lads in production to play you KD Lang “Constant Craving” you’ll never hear it the same again. @talkSPORT #breakfastshow

@BakersTweet Sol Campbell managing to make both the Mickey VDV & Jude Bellingham question about him is PEAK Sol 😝😝 he might have a beige shirt on but 100% it’s got Campbell #1 on the back. #delusion

@tSHandJ 1st time keeping score and 23 at half time!! Not bad. #stupidgame

@tSHandJ 1st time keeping score and 23 at half time!! Not bad. #stupidgame

@NUFC Just gonna ignore the multiple complaints about the stream? Sound.

Another switch 🔄 [0-1] 61'

@NUFC Just keep getting this now. Where do I go for my money back ?

Julian Alvarez opens the scoring for the visitors. [0-1] 50'

@NUFC Stream shagged. Yous are amazingly bad at this Gimme my dough back

Squid Game 1 Jossy’s Giants 0. #nufc abysmal this. All for a few quid which we are meant not to need. The quality of the stream makes me want to enter Squid Game

@JoeFran18032141 @NUFC Yeah the same. Shambolic

@NUFC stream not working?

@FuryFadez We’ve all had them. Never a yellow for Johnson, Bruno’s should have been a goal. Having a gathering of more “experts” have done is make it worse. As poor as the ref has been I was shouting at the screen hoping the ref had the stones to stick to his call. They never do.

We've had decisions like this all season bud..premier league is closed. 3 promoted teams are given nothing from refs game in game out. Been a fair few times we've had our games discussed on ref watch on a Monday and they've all agreed the refs and VAR have cost us points. We are used to it now. #itfc #NEWIPS

I rarely come into this gaff these days. However, that might be the worst referring performance I’ve seen in years. Never a penalty. The games gone if the “experts” who’s only job is to look for clear and obvious errors thought that was one. #NUFC #NEWIPS