Jo Patterson

@Bjs731 I would have chuckled while thinking "He's one of us!" 😂

Woman at work dealing with somebody at the desk here "he was a nice man" Me "so was Ted Bundy" Straight over her head....... Im wasted here lads im telling ya, wasted....😎

@Bjs731 It's an aquired taste tbh but if that's what you like.... 😜

@CrapGoth01 Or they know I make cat litter sarnies 🤤💩

Getting the same "no thanks im alright" when it comes to offering to make a cuppa or a coffee at this gaff. They have prob seen my flat I guess 👍😼

@Bjs731 Haha! No not exactly. More of a rift in time. 😁

@CrapGoth01 Not another rising from the dead ... 🤣

Last 2 Avenger films.... Infin war and Endgame... Any good? Worth a watch?

@Bjs731 Or maybe not if you've seen the new Spiderman trailers... 🤔😉

As soon as Bob D Jr said "I dont wanna lose what I have" then he helps with the time travel...I thought yeah ur dead buddy... Called it... Endgame ok.. Infin War far far better

@Bjs731 Are you sure it wasn't a hot water bottle? (just checking..... 😇)

Told to go to bed with a hot book or a hot woman......ok im turning page 5 as we speak gents 😎

@Bjs731 Aye? Shouldn't you be one of the people allowed to attend seeing as you erm.... LIVE THERE!

Usual annual residents meeting here tonight at the Dermo regime but because im renting im not allowed to attend. Adolf ur alive and well here son alive and kicking son. Pricks 🖕

@Bjs731 Fecking horrible isn't it. Kitchen at work was 37c today.

Ok heat you can go now thanks..😥

@Bjs731 But he's so CUUUUUTE!

My cat is like a child its official. Phone charging leads are not toys. Yeah and of course I still spoil him.

@Bjs731 Oh God, Ian said that's the most vile thing he has ever tasted (other than hummus) Stick to pork scratchings! 😂... The biltong, not the kit kat.... 😇

Just had some Biltong Not bad. A Kit Kat and a cuppa. Im living the dream it dont get better than this kids 🤣

@Bjs731 He's sly..... Cute and sly...... 😂

@Bjs731 You'd think he would show a bit more interest..... 🤣

@Bjs731 Slightly jealous! 😂

@jodiepriscilla Haha! That's the funniest thing I've seen all day! 😂

@Bjs731 Won't go all the way down though, ya paladin is shut! 😂

@Bjs731 What the hell will you do If the lorry can't get down the lane? Shits gonna hit the fan! 😂

The sadness when you buy signed @mrmichaelball and @AlfieBoe cds, wait for 4 months, rip open the packet to find unsigned cds.. Gutted. 😖

@Bjs731 Ooooh cool! Thank you! 💗

@Bjs731 They are not claws.... They are bloody TALONS!

@Bjs731 Awww it might be, those little suckers are cute! 😂