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Back from being shaved by 25-ish year old pretty nurse from neck to balls (another bucket list item completed) and being abused by surgeon.

Some days I really feel my age😫

Wasn’t expecting that! 🤣😂

@DrClownPhD And just like that, I have a new ringtone.

Enough internet for today...

@attackdogX Trans dating is complicated.

I didn’t have transformer and gay lover attacking a mosque on my bingo card, but here we are.

@its_The_Dr @elonmusk Are you sure it's AI? 😅😂🤣

@elonmusk They are everywhere!

Where are the aliens? This is one of the most fundamental questions.

You have to love JB Pritzker moaning about the incompetent Mayor Brandon Johnson as they both play the “who lost the Bears” game. Johnson will eventually try to blame it on race, while Pritzker will no doubt find a way to blame it on Trump. Just a reminder… Pritzker is largely responsible for Johnson becoming mayor and for providing Johnson’s former employer and current puppet master, Stacy Davis Gates, the power to hold the city and its elected officials hostage by authorizing the CTU to strike for virtually any reason.

@BowesChay Protect all women, from what exactly? Men? It's like a Monte Python skit that went to far.

What's most disturbing about this video isn't the old mentally ill man in a dress pretending to be a "Woman" Its the actual Women standing beside him pretending he's one of them.

@Austin__Berg Isn't he the governor? Does he have any plan to keep them in the state? These people will throw anyone under the bus.

WATCH: Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker heavily criticizes Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson’s team this morning for their handling of the Chicago Bears deal and lobbying state government in general. “I know that the mayor has no plan. He has come up with no plan at all about how the Bears would end up in the city of Chicago. So that’s problematic. I’d love them to be in the city but we are three years in now and he still has no plan.” “The mayor has shown up every spring at the end of session to pronounce what he would like to see happen. As you know the budget gets put together starting in November…I present that budget to the legislature in February. So that seems like a good time period to come talk to the governor’s office. Then there’s February to May. There’s all that time to come talk to the legislature, which has my budget in hand, or the governor’s office.” “Again, we’ve seen almost nothing out of the mayoral administration here on that subject or really any other. So to show up in May and have a bunch of demands seems like late in the game. And it’s unfortunate that’s happened most years.” Johnson’s chief of external affairs is Kennedy Bartley, who formerly worked as a Chicago Teachers Union-funded organizer for police and prison abolition. The mayor’s former top lobbyist, Sydney Holman, resigned in 2024 after Johnson elevated Bartley to oversee the mayor’s office of intergovernmental affairs.

NOW: Middle Finger statue placed in front of NYC City Hall by Scott Lobaido

@IowaChill That's a rhetorical question, right......right?

Who has the best Mascot in Iowa? 🤔

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down

@JaimeLardis 'Phil Jackson'....there fixed it for you.

Steph White isn’t a bad coach at all. I just think it’s hard to fully run the offense she wants with dynamic player like Caitlin Clark. Last season, when Caitlin was hurt, you could really see how good of a coach White is. But with a player like Caitlin, you almost need a Steve Kerr type offense that’s built around movement, freedom, and pace.

@elonmusk ban assault vehicles

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After another 20/10 game, here’s another way to look at the absurdity of this stat. How Often Do Top WNBA Players Record a 20/10 Game All-Time: Taurasi - 1 in 62.8 games Diggins - 1 in 42.3 games Vandersloot 1 in 43.6 games CLARK - 1 in 4.75 games

@sophaller Padding them stats will get you everywhere.

HAHAHA “act like you’ve been there before”….. okay but the last I did this was against my 2 year old niece. LET ME LIVE!!!!

@kevndriscoll I don't care if he's mother theresa, I'll never vote democrat again.

Rob Sand, a Democrat running for governor in Iowa, starts his town halls by having Republicans, Democrats and independents sing America the Beautiful together before anyone argues about politics. It's hard to believe this is real when you first watch it. Rob Sand is doing something very different in Iowa right now. It's working driscollglobe.com/p/what-rob-san… (video credit: @LauraRBelin)

@GovChristie @springsteen TDS Anonymous?

Is a dream a lie if it don't come true?

@DrClownPhD Roadhouse would be better.

Dirty Dancing, but instead of Patrick Swayze, it’s Elliot Page.

@ChicagoContrar1 Take you're word for it. I stopped listening to this idiot a long time ago.

Mayor Brandon Johnson wrote a penetrating commentary piece for the Trib today. Just kidding. Johnson just repeated the same tired campaign slogans and hackneyed talking points he's been blathering about for three years. It's excruciating to read. chicagotribune.com/2026/05/17/opi…