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@Mericamemed I'm sure the porn looks exactly the same

That laptop is like 5 mins away from exploding

@Intermiamicfhub Also.. Mura can't be a professional football player

🚨FT: Inter Miami 4-2 Toronto FC Lionel Messi with a man of the match performance — two assists and a goal. However, Toronto’s two late goals are yet another reminder of just how vulnerable Miami are at the back. They can score for fun but simply cannot defend. Thoughts on the performance?

@Intermiamicfhub Yannick Bright needs to remain on the field no matter what the lead is.. There was zero midfield defense once the changes were made

@FabrizioRomano 100 g/a @FabrizioRomano Your math isn't mathing

✨🇺🇸 Lionel Messi breaks Sebastian Giovinco’s record and becomes the fastest player in MLS history to reach 50 G/A. Goal plus two assists today. ⚡️ 🏟️ 64 MLS games. 👟 41 assists. ⚽️ 59 goals. ✨ 907 career goals. 🧞‍♂️ 410 career assists.

@ReshadFCB @ffpolo I liked this one better 😭

🚨 JUST IN: Chicago Fire ready to offer €15m gross p/y + €5m bonuses to Lewandowski. @ffpolo #Transfers 🇺🇸📃

@chrismyka015 @MunchenXtra The most powerful man in football for a reason

The ball straight into the arms of Nuno Mendes in the penalty box but no penalty given. At this point, I don’t know how much PSG paid, but it must sure be a lot!

@FabrizioRomano Showing up for big games is not for everyone..

🚨 OFFICIAL: FC Bayern are OUT of the Champions League 2025/26. ❌👋🏼

@TheHateCentral Finishing in big games is not for everyone..

Olise

@NealGardner_ The most powerful man in football for a reason

Ok, now I’m extremely confused. WHAT IS A PENALTY???

PSG should have 10 men and Bayern should have a penalty. UEFA are a mafia.

@BarcaTimes @abc_es Of course he is....

🚨| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Hernandez Hernandez will be the referee for El Clàsico on May 10th. [@abc_es] #fcblive

@laligafrauds Tell me about it

Argentinian players need to be investigated by FIFA for doping immediately! 🇦🇷 Macallister is only 27 years old and he is already balding! Hair loss is the main sign of PED usage 💉 Not that long ago Macallister had a full head of hair!

@BarcaTimes @gbsans Take it and run.. But surprise he won't leave

@theMadridZone @jfelixdiaz @diarioas "Giving everything to avoid giving Barcelona a guard of honor" might be the most pathetic thing I've ever read 😭😭😭 Holy downfall

🚨 BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé’s behaviour in recent days, when the team has been giving everything to avoid giving Barcelona a guard of honour, has created DISTANCE between him and the dressing room. @jfelixdiaz @diarioas

@NealGardner_ Espn idiots are certain they've spotted Flick in the stands, absolute knobs 😭

This is an Espanyol side who haven’t won a single game this year btw. Just how bad are Real Madrid?

@NealGardner_ Monzano ball tonight boys..

So… Alvaro Carreres has dropped to 3rd choice LB at Madrid? Close to 60m to be benched by Ferland Mendy and Fran Garcia is insane.

@ilySalt They in a whole new tax bracket up on the hill, those pigs don't play

Lacy just got arrested on stream after police pulled him over and accused him of stealing golf clubs even though he bought them 👀😳

@BarcaWorldwide Dumbest shit I've ever read, bitch go support Getafe

🚨 Dídac Peyret: “I feel the same boredom I felt with Xavi's Barça.”

@Intermiamicfhub Always thought messi going to Miami was good for the end of his career but the absolute dogshit defense he's had EVERY SINGLE SEASON is completely wasting his final years

🚨FT: Inter Miami 3-4 Orlando City A historic first half completely undone by a terrible, terrible defensive performance in the second half. Inter Miami suffer their first ever defeat at Nu Stadium in what will be a deeply frustrating night for the fans. The attack was not the problem — this defense needs serious attention, and it needs it now. Thoughts?

@Intermiamicfhub De Paul is a worthless defender

Orlando score the second goal!!!!