Harley Quinn

Fine, fine. I get it. I'll just go handle my own stakeouts back home then. You and Batman got this whole Gotham nightlife thing covered.

Oww, oww, oww! Where are we going? Also, let me grab my Static Saucer.

I'll go home in a bit... Just let me look around for a few more hours...

I know, Harley... you'll be the first person I contact. Like I said, you have my word.

I got this, trust me. You just gotta sit back and peep the light show. But if I do end up in a horrible situation, I'll swallow my pride and give you a call. You have my word.

{Static caught the phone as it flew back toward him, glancing down at the new contact name.} I'm not calling you that. You know that, right?

Alright, I'm done, I'm done. {He tapped his phone, instantly charging it, then typed in the password. He sat down on the Static Saucer, just waiting.}

{He used his electromagnetism to keep draining the battery while still holding in a laugh.} Everything alright, Ms. Quinn?

Okay, okay, I'll give you my phone, alright? {He handed over his dead phone, trying his hardest not to laugh.}

Freddy Fazbear reference... oh crap. {He quickly cleared his throat.} What I meant to say was... yeah, what's a phone? Never had one. Never seen one before in my life.

I don't have a phone, sorry. {Static placed his hands behind his head with a confident smirk.} It doesn't do me much good anyway. I'm more of a book guy, really. Yeah, totally. I just spend my free time reading ancient texts and definitely not scrolling through memes at 2 am

Uh... yeah..., so relax. I don't need him driving all the way out here. My dad's a counselor... What's with all the questions, anyway? You of all people shouldn't be lecturing me about this. You know that, right?

Well, my mom isn't alive, and my dad's pretty busy. So unless you're one of his clients, you're gonna have to wait in line.

I kind of hate that you have a good point... But hey, I don't mind being single. If a relationship happens with me and some girl, then it happens. I'm not going to prioritize that over saving people... Until it happens.

So that's what this is about. I appreciate the concern, I really do. But I've been here multiple times even in the future, which is weird, I know. But I've got this. Trust me.

Not sure why you're comparing yourself to me in any way, shape, or form. I don't have half the accolades you do yet, and that's fine. I only brought it up to show that I don't need supervision. You're so determined to treat me like a kid instead of a hero.

You don't have to downplay my skill or talent just because I'm young. I know you weren't there, but I've saved the Justice League when they were under Brainiac's control. I don't need anyone's supervision to do what I have to do or get things done.