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@ThisIsMyIllMind @AudaciouslyVain It’s a show.

@AudaciouslyVain @CrazedCharm Can’t humble a man with no morals.

Needed a self care night so I put some cute pajamas on and put true crime documentaries on.

@AudaciouslyVain @ThisIsMyIllMind I’ve humbled him enough. Don’t you worry.

@ThisIsMyIllMind @CrazedCharm I don’t feel humbled.

Oh.

I need a 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 of wine, a full body massage, and **** *** *** *****. Okay thanks.

Today sucked.

𝐏𝐨𝐦𝐢_𝐏𝐨𝐦𝐢

At the end of the day, ** **** ****** ** ****.

@AudaciouslyVain I fear nothing else fits you, babes.

@CrazedCharm Other than a golden, what?

@AudaciouslyVain Even I wouldn’t be that mean.

@CrazedCharm Everyone will just be dicks on purpose and say a fucking chihuahua.

@AudaciouslyVain I wish I was lying.

@CrazedCharm See? A lie.

All women do is lie.

@AudaciouslyVain Go ahead and ask, sweetie.

@CrazedCharm I guarantee everyone does.

@AudaciouslyVain I’d almost bet that no one sees you as a rottie.

@CrazedCharm Okay. Time with you doesn’t count. You’ve seen a different part of me.

@AudaciouslyVain I truly do. Only because I know you too well.

@CrazedCharm You doubt my badassery.

@AudaciouslyVain [Laughs.] Okay, bud.

@CrazedCharm A rottie. Something cool.

@AudaciouslyVain And what would you describe yourself as? I’m very curious.

@CrazedCharm I’m far from a damn golden.

@AudaciouslyVain Mmmm too late. Can’t take it back.

@CrazedCharm What? Don’t ever say that to me.

@AudaciouslyVain You’re like a golden retriever.

@CrazedCharm I’m a dangerous man.

@AudaciouslyVain That’s dangerous, Noah.

@CrazedCharm I’m whatever you want me to be.

@AudaciouslyVain Are you daddy?

@CrazedCharm That’s you.