Dreadlock Barbie

Iykyk 😭

@thekillakay_ Who? Mike Jones?

No way niggas in the comments asking who’s Mike

@_uncle_gworl It’s also white on white crime 😂😭

this is just racism lmao

@omgsidewalks I prefer “an’ nem”, cause they be throwing anybody on the paper these days 😂

academia should consider changing "et al." to "& besties"

@_sorrengailll I’ll put this playlist on like “wow the algorithm is spitting hot fiyah! I like every song on here 🔥🔥🔥” 🤦🏽‍♀️ completely oblivious 😭

Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist. It’s called “Liked Songs”.

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

@itspendoh @ok6ixx Like I'ma be legit embarrassed if this is true after the lengths I've gone to and prided myself on being stealthy 😳

@ok6ixx So all those years of sneaking snacks in your jacket like a spy mission were completely unnecessary

Got a new job at a cinema and it's changed my life, asked my boss "what if we see someone taking their own food in" and she said "Ryan, it's a myth, people can bring their own food in here" my life has been a lie

@shichimarum @Imdead108_in @azizkavish The "wide lens" is picking up the deli case which is clearly behind the camera 👀 totally fake bruv

@Imdead108_in @azizkavish It’s fake.

This video is also AI , Nothing to prove here. Look at the coffee . After taking a few sips the coffee level has not moved and the design in middle did not change despite sipping

@Celestvd @dojasbin Lord I hope so cause I need better for my black people 😭 those were not partnerships but hostage situations 😱

@CrazyMonkeyMF @dojasbin I believe most of the stories were exaggerated for views cause ?????????

i finished #bluetherapy and the one who came out of that looking the worst was really the therapist. she heard cheating, lying, hiding unemployment, debt, vasectomies, isolation and manipulation from their family and say what i know is that you love each other, work through it

@Celestvd @dojasbin A good therapist would've declined to see more than half them couples and referred them for individual therapy instead 😭

@dojasbin This is exactly why I can’t be a therapist. I’d just be sitting there telling everyone, “Y’all need to part ways, like, yesterday.” 😂

The amount of money this family is owed should start with trillion and I’m not playing.

“The separation of the races is not a disease of colored people. It is a disease of white people. I do not intend to be quiet about it.” — Albert Einstein

NYC psychiatrist Aruna Khilanani “White people are psychopathic. They steal countries. They stole yoga and vegetarianism. They steal everything and call it discovery. They say they discovered America. They actually got lost along the way. They were trying to go to India.”

@lonelysunsetz Her voice has matured so beautifully 😍

that’s miss hilary HOUSTON to yalll

@Ruesavatar I accidentally got into my nephew’s dream when he was young. We lived thousands of miles apart. When I saw him in the dream everything stopped, he looked right at me, called my name and said “hey what are you doing here?!” I realized it was really him and woke up immediately 😭

Spooky little thing this morning. Last night I had a vivid dream during which I wore two gowns, one peach chiffon the other black. When I woke my daughter this morning, before she even opened her eyes, she asked, “did you get the dress I sent to your dream? It was the black one”

@ricblurs No this is perfect. Poetry really 🥰

they dragging you on Twitter

@forallcurious Aw hell mf naw

🚨: THE SUN JUST WENT BLACK ON NASA’S MONITOR The SDO (Solar Dynamics Observatory) — the spacecraft that monitors the Sun — briefly shows the Sun going completely black in this footage from just hours ago. Surely it’s just a “glitch.”

@kofidereVT Chicken Alfredo. Here me out, put the pasta on, 12 min in boiling water. Get you some canned chicken chunks (you can use actual chicken if you got it like that), fry them up in a lil oil and seasoning. When that’s done add a jar of white sauce to the pan. Add peas or broccli prn.

if it’s okay to ask, what are your favourite struggle meals…? i’m talking less than 15 minutes to prep and cook. i don’t mind if it’s not the best nutritionally, i’m just looking for a way to eat more than late night take-out. life is hard atm, the least i can do is eat 🙇‍♀️

@AdamantxYves An adorable black girl as bubbles would EAT.

How come the angry one who likes to fight is always the one getting recast as a woman of color? Why can't a brown girl be the leader? Why can't a Black girl be the bubbly one?

@horny4hooters Do you leave room for consciousness transference between bodies?

i will never shut up about how you can’t fucking clone a person and have them instantly be the same age as the person cloned. they get cloned into a baby clone and have to fucking grow up. we can’t physically duplicate a human body. i’m very passionate about this