CrazyTwitzⓂ

@ZaidZamanHamid I was flying that F16. I landed in my own country after shot down by IAF & locals beat me thinking I'm Indian pilot Now Pak Air Force doesn't recognize me & I'm dying in hospital while Abhinandan is sipping tea like a boss with Pak Majors & going back to his home. - Pak Pilot 😉

@elonmuskADO I call it Twitter

@OMGFacts 😂😂

Lovehandle is a surprisingly sexual word for something not considered sexy

Birds that live their entire lives in the south are probably tired of all the bird tourists every year.

Dogs have a super powerful sense of smell, and they don't seem to care about our farts.

Between the boiling hot day side of the moon (250F/120C) and the chilly night side (-208F/-130C), there must be a sweet spot on the moon at which you wouldn’t need to wear any astronaut suit for temperature reasons

The world is so devoid of basic compassion that even the smallest act of kindness is seen as a grand gesture and something special.

Porn is hot when viewed alone but humorous when viewed in a group because we’re too embarrassed to admit it’s hot.

As a greeting, you head bob down to strangers and head bob up to people you know.

You probably agree on some topics with the people you hate the most.

Baby teeth are basicly a tutorial for taking care of tooths

Part of being an extremely smart species is coming up with extremely creative ways to be stupid.

Self-deprication is the sincerest form of comedy

Socrates & Aristotle had a Platonic relationship.

We seem surprised when old movies/tv shows predict the future, but they probably just sparked the idea in somebody who followed through with it

People with low self-esteem think they're bad at everything, except judging themselves accurately.

Being hangry (angry when hungry) is based on our instinct to be more aggresive to fight and kill our prey

Turkeys migrate further as leftovers than as live birds.

Cities are the human reefs

A plain, brown paper bag is simultaneously the most nondescript and most suspicious of bags.