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@sardine_enjoyer I care. Deeply

This is Me, if you Even Care

@EM_RESUS My mother had a detailed list. Hotdog 45 minutes hamburger 30

Hi, ER Doc here. I don’t know who needs to hear this but you do NOT have to wait 30 minutes after eating to go swimming. Please tell your friends and mothers about this.

@endofanerajc My momma always told me to go to strip clubs on Mondays. Not the best looking girls but they try harder for less money

what’s a piece of advice that’s helped you consistently?

I cannot condone the actions of those doxxing Nick Fuentes. It's highly irresponsible to post his address without including any information about the parking situation in the area.

@RudyGiuliani why not ask trump for groceries

@TheRichFromCali youtu.be/a3zWYzARwq0?si…

@vcav youtu.be/ESQhptIhD8A?si…

@heyitscaseymae Sweet dreams

Sweet dreams, say it back ♥️😴

@Voz_US Trumps ear cartilage healed pretty good for a 78 year old man

The perpetrator of the attack on Trump was spotted and photographed on the roof by law enforcement nearly 30 minutes before firing zurl.co/Op6x

@NickKnudsenUS Bernie split the vote in 2016. He is responsible for Trump being president in 2016 and his becoming the candidate in 2024. Bernie and his bros need to dry up and blow away

Hey Trump voters. Hate to break it to you - but here’s what actually happened on Tuesday. Watch. Bernie explained it 20 years ago.

@DEFendFURiously They didn’t flee the ones that were real left because of Elons turning twitter into trump central and the rest were bots that are no longer needed

I had ONE FUCKING birthday wish, but it was crushed 3 days ago. So, my bday wish today is to make new friends here! So many people have fled...if that's what they need to cope, then I wish them well. We're supposed to be resisters. So...resist! Join me! Retweet, please. 💙

@vcav youtube.com/shorts/2xx42Br…

Fredo Corleone Is in charge now

@IAmJohnAles You’ve had a password compromised

What is this bullshit?

@rustyrockets thetimes.com/article/russel… Sexual predator

God Bless America

@piersmorgan Fuck you you prissy little faunt

Just spoke to President Trump and congratulated him on the greatest comeback in political history. He sounded understandably weary, but also utterly elated by the massive scale of his victory. ‘This is quite something, right Piers?’ Yes, Donald.. it is!

@MarieDeeMelons Does this smell like chloroform

You have 10 seconds alone with me on the elevator… what do you say to me, I’m genuinely curious?

@Jane_Doe82 I did the same thing. On Monday I locked my self out. I had to break the small triangle window and steal a yard sign for a wire to press the unlock button

I have the funniest story to tell you guys its called “Summer locked her keys in her car”

I went to goodwill and bought a bunch of precious moments figurines this morning and smashing them with a hammer all day. It’s so cathartic