Crazy cherry

This universe must be hell to live in

Can someone upload the original text of the dove keeper into my cyborg brain or at least find a working link to all chapters since the live journal account is deleted?

Make @NFL @squishmallows. I need an Eagles squishmallow.

An average day in the life of an alpha male. 👉 AlphaKingsBook.com

@mattxiv I had wtf moment earlier in the week when I heard that line bc it sounded a lil out of pocket with the of the rest of the song, but Oliver Anthony, the musician, isn’t a small looking man. He probably isn’t shaming people for their choices and understands. It’s an anti-govt song.

like at the beginning it has some dolly parton 9 to 5 energy which is cool but then you get to verse 2 and he’s like IT’S BECAUSE OF FAT PEOPLE…?

jesus christ these are the lyrics to the #1 song in the U.S. right now

@thegrayfruit Late harvest zucchini

today my parents were casually like "yeah so we mightve accidentally crossbred zucchini and pumpkins in our garden this year" LOOK AT THIS MONSTROSITY

@thegrayfruit That’s just what happens when you harvest zucchini late.

@huntersmoon77 @WildfireWhisper @kelly_cadigan I ain’t even trans I’m a biological woman

@CrazzyCherryy @WildfireWhisper @kelly_cadigan Awwwww stay mad sir.

@WildfireWhisper @kelly_cadigan An opinion beginning with “I feel like” isn’t a question though

@dom_lucre Shrimpers?

I have been given a challenge today by Phillip Oliver-Holz. I have 24 hours to find out where Governor Ron DeSantis got these boots.

@PicturesFoIder A student’s car caught on fire in the parking lot. Lit up a tree or two. No fire alarm, no evacuation, just a casual car fire.

What was the “big incident” at your High school?

@PicturesFoIder We had a 💣 threat so the whole school evacuated downhill off campus. They checked all lockers and backpacks. We were in a grass lot for hours fighting for dixie cups of water. Turns out it was a middle schooler who posted the threat on YikYak.

@OfTheFutureArt I’m jealous. Got my fishing license a week or so ago and nothing :/

Go my fishing license today! First cast and I got a catfish 😂 I set her free. I also got a pufferfish. Today was just catch and release but next time I'm bringing a cooler!

@Travis_in_Flint The ad was made for the gays don’t worry about it.

@NoContextHumans The 10th pic in my gallery is truly lethal 🥺

@NoContextHumans I think this counts. Although it crossed the digital boarder and got pasted on a bathroom stall.

Alaska Daily being cancelled is my villain origin story. Always anticipated new episodes as soon as one was finished. One of the few shows I actually sit down excited to watch. @ABCNetwork