Crease Diver

Coach Gosney takes his role of dropping players very seriously. Looking forward to my next England weekend. Crease defending 101.

Rumour has it that Tom Gosnay was doing wheelies across the cricket square

Any games on this weekend?

Maybe the Olympic funding could help towards purchasing a wall calendar? Like the EL offices, maybe one full of tits

Anyone coming to my birthday beers tonight?

How do we improve participation in lacrosse? Cancel fixtures for 120 people (in the men’s prem alone!!) so 12 can have a run around against tough opposition?

Give it big Sam till the end of the season. #MakeEnglandGreatAgain @Sam_Patterson26

Contact Graham for your ground maintenance….can also paint pitch lines with a 2inch Harris brush and a 2x4

Well that was interesting….

I assume this was the only photo of Ryan that ELN could find and that’s why it has been used?

Does this mean you don’t want me? 🥲 @englacrosse

Anyone but EL to deliver media training based on the absolute shit show reporting from San Diego. You know where CD is when you want media training… or do you?

No expense spared on the U18s tour. @PioneerSports1 - have a word will you

You mean in the quidditch match?

Just make it sound like we have a clue what’s going on.

@davidmcculloch8 @davidmcculloch8 Sorry I’m late (and in the neck) to all of this. I have been complying with an investigation and was sent to my room by my mum. #24

@CreaseDiver you ok pal? Bit worried about you

For old times sake @abaxter44

Desperate measures captain!

Nearly your 10 year anniversary @RobPannell3 @abaxter44 - 😘

Man like @BartsLax ❤️❤️