saffron creasey

If you were called “mature for your age” as a kid, you’re in therapy now.

@ermhalgarthh Magic starts are top tier though

Got 4x sam Fischer tickets for Nottingham tonight if anyone wants them!

JAMIE SPEARS IS OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED FROM THE CONSERVATORSHIP. A WIN FOR #FreeBritney

Got a Leeds weekend ticket for sale, open to offers. #LeedsFestival #leedsfest

@TicketTosh I’ve got a weekend pass with early bird

Anyone selling weekend camping at Leeds festival Dm me #leeds #leedsfestival #tickets #buy #sell #twickets

Selling 1 Leeds weekend ticket and early bird pass. Will sell for retail price #Leedsfest #LeedsFestival

Anyone else been just sleeping like the whole last two days?

remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up ???? that’s exactly how this whole year has felt

pee after sex so you don’t get a HDMI

that's years of evolutionary adaptation due to the lack of pockets in most women's clothes

bro i eat one meal a day at 4pm don't ask me if im ok

You really don’t realise how much someone brings you down until you have a break from them 🙃

why am i the most awkward person when it comes to talking to girls

boob