🇺🇸 Chris Creasey 🇺🇸

@McDonaldsUK Feeling left out?

@FabrizioRomano Anybody else miss the days when left winger ran down the wing and crossed the ball into the box with a fucking circus!

🚨 OFFICIAL: Kylian Mbappe’s camp reacts with a statement to AFP on recent criticism. “Part of the criticisms are based on an overinterpretation of elements related to a recovery period strictly supervised by the club”. “This is NOT corresponding to the reality of the commitment and the work that Kylian does daily for the good of the team”.

@spectrumarvel Next marvel film, attack Bridlington!

Why does New York keep getting attacked in any universe? Is that the only place on earth?

@rawsalerts How low can you go?

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as newly released surveillance footage captures the moment United Airlines Flight 169 came within feet of disaster on final approach into Newark Liberty International Airport, appearing to strike a light pole with its landing gear and clip a bakery truck as it crossed over the New Jersey Turnpike causing the driver to be hospitalized with cuts

@Tango1867 @storchyowl And a lift 🤞🏻🇺🇸

@storchyowl you about for the World Cup for a drink 🍺🍺🍺🦉🦉

@Lord_Wompus Sent 2 back ffs

The gaslighting on this app is insane. Today it's people instigating that the XBOX 360 'red ring of death' is essentially an urban legend. 🥴

@MarioNawfal @grok what % are Humans causing global emissions

Bill Gates: "6% of global emissions are cows who burp and fart methane to an extreme degree. You can either fix the cows, or make beef without the cow." Can we just fix Bill instead?

@bwfast Follow @SkyBetChamp for the next couple of weeks and try and find the games, always “Absolute Cinema”

This is not allowed in USA soccer. Are you ready for promotion/relegation to be implemented in USA soccer? #ProRelforUSA

@UtdMaI They play Sunday (today) and have progressed further in the FA cup! So it’s because they are doing really well!

Explain this to me like I’m a one-year-old: Why do Manchester City always seem to have one or two games in hand when the season’s nearly done and it’s the same story every year?

@nocontextfm1 @theposh marketing department right now!

I’m sorry, who on earth is this, I’ve never seen this badge in my life

@swfc Up the 0 point owls 🦉

YES!!

@NL_Bible 5th and 6th level of English football 👏👏👏

Average National League Attendances this season #nonleague #nonleaguefootball #nationalleague #attendance

@WTIDPOD 🇺🇸Take Over🇺🇸

Sum up how you’re feeling right now with a GIF. ⬇️⬇️ POST YOURS BELOW ⬇️⬇️

@PolymarketSport Red cards might be worth a bet this weekend 😂

🚨JUST IN: Brighton have hired an MMA fighter to train players on new techniques for defending 1v1s & set pieces.

@ChampionshpTalk Wrexham- Middlesbrough 2-1 95th min penalty Ipswich- QPR 5-0 Sheffield weds- WBA #Fucktheefl 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Can't believe it's the final day of the season tomorrow. 😭 Predict 3 scores for us, what do you want to happen come Saturday afternoon?

@Jamesy_boy Once every 1 million year!

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport @Wolves fans right now

Nottingham Forest are now nine games unbeaten across all competitions 📈 Vitor Pereira has pulled them five points clear of the relegation places and within 90 minutes of a European final 👏

@AlexJPMiller And hopefully some Champaign later 😉🇺🇸

Morning. There will be coffee.

@PopCrave 20 episodes or give up!

The ‘Scrubs’ revival has been renewed for Season 2.

@TouchmineX Kevin Shiela, bookmark this!

🚨𝗡𝗘𝗪: PSG’s entourage has asked Khvicha Kvaratskhelia to change his name for PR purposes. They believe this small move could make him more marketable and help justify his talent, both on and off the pitch.

never seen a fanbase so offended by another being able to fill a stadium #swfc