Creatures & Curves
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Creatures & Curves
@CreaturesCurves
🩸 Neon nightmares & monster pin-ups. 🐍 Aliens, demons, goblins & curves collide in grindhouse reels every Friday. Join the Curve Cult on YouTube.
Haunted Drive-In Katılım Ocak 2011
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I’ve never heard anyone actually use the word “tranche” until now. Ever.
Why can’t we just call it a “mess”.
As in, “The government just released a whole mess of UAP files.”
#UAP @realannapaulina @timburchett @EricBurlison
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I really want this to be true. Please God, let this be true. 🤣❤️
Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited
These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. Oh to have been there for the beginning of Freddy mania
𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥@sinobite
what horror movie do you wish came out in todays time so you could experience the hype of it?
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UFOs exist.
UFOs are not extraterrestrial craft.
Demanding "Disclosure" is a marketing move. It's the same grift as rebranding UFO to UAP - a word swap designed to reset credibility without producing any.
No self-labeled “whistleblower” has ever presented verifiable evidence. No physical evidence of intelligently designed ET material has ever been found. Not once. Not anywhere.
UFOs are real: misidentifications, test aircraft, mundane objects like balloons and sky lanterns, hoaxes, and even outright fabrications. Not one of those is aliens visiting (and crashing).
"Disclosure" presupposes evidence that doesn't exist. A “secret” isn't being kept. It's a fix for conspiracy addicts. It’s just a story being sold.
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@YourAnonNews My takeaway from this: The healthcare system in the US requires you to be good at video games.
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An 81-Year-Old Grandma Streaming Minecraft To Pay For Grandson’s Cancer Treatment Has Been Swatted. Humanity, you really do suck.
Sometimes we don't think you're worth saving.
Story: thegamer.com/grammacrackers…
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The damn aliens are gonna land, and find people stabbing themselves in the balls.
non aesthetic things@PicturesFoIder
Doctors are warning about a dangerous online trend called “ballmaxxing” where men inject saline or surgical lubricants into their testicles to temporarily enlarge them Experts say the practice can cause infections, nerve damage and even permanent testicular damage
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Steven Spielberg: “I believe the cosmos is teeming with life… Is that life currently interacting with us?”
“When I made Close Encounters I thought, ‘Wouldn’t it be great if this could come true?’ With everything that’s happened from 1977 til today, I can now make Disclosure Day and say — ‘Isn’t it going to be wonderful when people realize after seeing this movie that everything is true, and has been true?’”
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NASA claims they lost the moon landing tapes.
The recipe for Coca-Cola is locked away in a guarded steel vault.
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@CreaturesCurves @UAPWixy Rough for me? I'll be fine, I don't eat shit.
It'll be rough for you, the amount of BS you'll have to consume will be just unimaginable. So you'd better sit down and start preparing yourself. Well, if you are listening to CIA bitches you already started
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🚨In 2023, former CIA officer John Ramirez said this..
"And I would say I’ve heard 2027 in a kind of an official capacity and I can’t reveal."
"So I think… I would say that people in the government are aware of something happening and that there’s limited time, a few more years to prepare the people & that’s what’s ramping up this acceleration from the previous seven decades of not even acknowledging it to now we are acknowledging it at a faster and faster pace.”
What is coming??
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@WildRebel15 @shawzsav Nice. The ol’ insult-and-block move. Fucking pussy.
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@WildRebel15 @shawzsav You should fuck off now, dickhead.
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@shawzsav @lifeisterrible Hang in there. The world is about to undergo a massive change. This shit will end soon. 🛸 👽
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NO tissue samples? Tetrapod body plans? Eukaryotic? Carbon based?
I mean. Wow.
Or just a convergent evolution MIRACLE resulting in a humanoid which, by pure coincidence, a human could most easily briefly animate in costume along with “Trust me bro.”
BS.
C’mon. Don’t do this.
Jesse Watters@JesseBWatters
🚨WOAH! RESEARCHERS SAY DOZENS OF CRASHED UFOS HAVE BEEN RECOVERED — WITH FOUR DIFFERENT ALIEN SPECIES ON BOARD 🛸👽 TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS… LONG TAILS LIKE A LIZARD! 7 FEET TALL! 👾 SOURCES ARE TOO SCARED TO TALK… SAYING AN INTERVIEW COULD “FORFEIT THEIR LIFE” 😳💀
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I’ve been wanting to take a 23 & Me DNA test, but I’m gonna wait until after full UAP Disclosure happens.
I wanna know what percentage of Reptilian DNA I have.
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@UAPWixy They've been saying this same FUCKING BULLSHIT since 2000... that's 26 years of being dead wrong!
Anything to keep you living in constant fear.
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