Brian Crecente

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In the coming days, employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality folks. An important thing to understand is that Epic never lowered our hiring standards as we grew, and the layoff wasn't a performance-based "rightsizing" as companies call it nowadays. It's a sound bet that anyone with Epic Games on their resume is in the top few percent of their discipline.

@TONYxTWO Dude, don't be unpaid and gullible. Republicans and Trump keep blocking the bill to pay you.

“So I just finished my 12 hour shift at TSA just now. Work 4:00AM to 4:30PM and still not getting paid for it. Fun stuff. So Congress, if you would do us all the favor of figuring your sh*t out… that would be great.” Thank a Democrat for this

@rocket2guns Let me know if you're ever in the need for an editorial director! We're in the process of moving to Aus, and then maybe NZ.

Any senior folks from epic layoffs who want to move to NZ and make games, visit careers.rocketwerkz.com. If you want to help build a client email me dean.hall@ahwoo.com

@evankinney Sorry to see you go man, you are a guiding star

today has been a whirlwind of emotions. thank you, genuinely, to everyone that’s reached out to me today (a former coworker even sent me a milkshake). i’m still going through them all (and will continue to do so). reading how much you all appreciate my work has been so surprising and uplifting on such a shitty day. i’m really, really going to miss making cool stuff happen for our players. that was the guiding principle behind everything i ever did. seeing how many of my former colleagues are as confused as i am about my departure is definitely validating too. i’m very grateful (and thankful) to also already have many studio leads and recruiters reaching out about roles they’d like me for. i’m gonna go grab a beer and watch the rest of the canes game. 💚🦖

TSA handing water to people right before they're told they can't carry water with them through the checkpoint. Seems about right

What are you going to do when Trump leaves office? Have you picked out a country to flee to yet?

With Trump mired in a number of career-ending scandals, his approval ratings in freefall and no end in sight I can't understand how the current rank and file GOP think they have any chance of re-election. Standing up to him when he's left office ain't going to cut it, buddy

They called him “Sleepy Joe” because you could sleep at night when he was President.

A jury in California found that Elon Musk misled Twitter investors in the runup to his $44 billion purchase of the social media company.

We have not forgotten that ICE murdered Renee Good and Alex Pretti

Imagine being upset that the architect of the insurrection attempt, an active COVID and election denier, and climate change denier getting shot. Who knows how many deaths can be attributed to this dude. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_K…

Ooof, Charlie Kirk’s boys should have used the same team that faked Trump’s shooting. This is what happens when you try to save money on your false flag operations. nbcnews.com/news/amp/live-…

@ElonxToday Oh boy oh boy

@crecenteb Hello 👋 Text me to claim your price

NO MORE WAITING, NO MORE GAMES!

New IQ test just dropped: if you're a Trump supporter you scored below average.

@WhiteHouse I bet if he had a chance to play games with underage girls he'd hobble toward the opportunity

Ha, boy has the bot army grown strong on here. It's insane that companies are paying to advertise to Russians and bots, and Russian bots.

@PressSec @POTUS @takaichi_sanae

I love this photo, and we love Japan! 🇺🇸 🇯🇵

When you have no dignity, you cannot treat others with dignity. This man demeans his office and his country.

"If the Radical Left Democrats don’t immediately sign an agreement to let our Country, in particular, our Airports, be FREE and SAFE again, I will move our brilliant and patriotic ICE Agents to the Airports where they will do Security like no one has ever seen before..." - President Donald J. Trump

Robert Mueller was a decorated US Marine who received the Bronze Star with V (valor) device and the Purple Heart in Vietnam. This other guy had sex with hookers while hoping to avoid VD, eventually to receive a FIFA participation trophy. Thank you for your service Mr. Mueller.