Creed

@apocryphalite @Emp4thchan smite this bitch down NOW

If you’re stupid enough to have sex with Empathchan then maybe you deserve the monkey AIDS

@stillalivegirl_ Pot calls the kettle black

@stillalivegirl_ You were never funny *snot rockets a big green booger at your face*

@stillalivegirl_ Again?

@ohficklething You would totally be a passport bro

Sat in a silent train carriage with my Thai wife. She said a few broken words. I responded. She said "uh, huh," pretending to understand. Felt ridiculous, embarrassed, the both of us did. Felt guilty, but it dissolved at home when I held her. Got out of bed and wrote this tweet.

@ohficklething Everything about your face and interests and hobbies. I laugh about it while rubbing my big fat belly

@Creed_37 Explain the joke to me

I told the doctor that I hadn't laughed in seven years. "What the fuck do you want me to do about it?" he said.

@ohficklething Hit the treadmill porky

Sleep and exercise are unpropitious to learning. Plato speaks of this.

@freezethesaint We need to normalize poop.

STOP NORMALISING REALITY STOP NORMALISING REALITY STOP NORMALISING REALITY

@freezethesaint This user smells like seabass button 👇👇

That one incel mutual who don’t play about hypergamy

@freezethesaint My neighbors told me you smell like poop and pee and other forms of human fluid

My neighbours know I’m a spinster in my mid 20s because I leave empty wine bottles on the windowsill and play Kate Bush at 2AM