Crested Fiend

Yummy yummy

@ri_mem_ber Damn, the workplace has become a completely hollow, devoid of seratonin, compulsory hell.

Ghost being an absolute cutie. Him eyes!

@ri_mem_ber Brooo, this is the fucken worst!

@koviidaeus The dogepocalpyse apparently 🤷‍♀️

@CrestedFiend dude holy shit what the hell is even going on there

Yo the local hospital has hit a new low. It's pretty much general consensus that it's garbage but... after us waiting 2 hours a guy who was being "inappropriate" and had security talk to him, just whipped out his goods in front of everyone to jack off. In the ER, just wtf y'all!

Life pro tip for y'all. If you think you've put your phone in the washer and it's already mid cycle. You can drain out the water and force the door to unlock by setting it to spin cycle.... now that ANYONE would ever carelessly do so!! 😬 😭

I mean I was there because my eye was so swollen I couldn't shut it all the way, severe allergic reaction, but I left without any care because I needed to do something before I started going blind just sitting there letting it get worse while waiting.

psa

@ri_mem_ber I think you meant 🙃 I'm done with the cold times!

@koviidaeus Nooo!!!

First day back on my parent's farm and I already managed to get covered in Poison Oak lmaooooo

For my hatchday I'd love to continue to spread the word about my upcoming itabag project! 🥳🐦

@Kitchiki The derp burrito

I feel very sad for no reason today so let's see a photo of your pets in the weirdest/funniest position you've managed to catch!

Waking up to these cuddles makes my mornings so much better 😌

@ri_mem_ber Just answer with "you may now speak" feel the power flow through you lol

Oh geez, oh sorry, oh no, just ignore the pickles, uh, make yourself comfortable!

@starleska As for the fanart.... I will go to work! 😈

@starleska He has (idk why) unlimited money and pays you the max amount just for a bunny hat, as he believes it will allow him to hear the gods better. Upon meeting him again years later. He still runs faster than anyone, by default will always win. But encourages/applauds you for each race