Somewhere in Occupied America

@elonmusk @Space_Station I heard the Blue Danube in my head the whole time.

SpaceX Dragon spaceship docking with the International @Space_Station

@MbarkCherguia Plenty of place to hide the body in those woods.

A father confronts a registered sex offender after catching him speaking to his 6-year-old daughter. Is the dad right or wrong for doing this?

@TheEXECUTlONER_ I own that intersection, and everyone will know it.

This man finds it extremely aggravating when you are in a left hand turn lane and the car in front stops at the white line. He says you pull into the middle of the intersection and take control of the intersection and wait there. If oncoming traffic doesn’t let up, you turn as the light is about to turn red and oncoming traffic stops. Many said that defensive driving classes tell you to stay behind the white line until you can make a turn and have a safe exit and this causes accidents. He says that any CDL class will tell you to take control of the intersection and pull up to the middle of it, that way everyone isn’t waiting three rotations to get through the light. What do you do? How do you drive? Do you stay behind the white line or do you pull into the intersection?

@BradCGZ @eurypteriddream

On the morning of November 1, 2017 Dauntarius Williams woke up to a racist nightmare he would never forget. Outside of his apartment sat his black Dodge Avenger, covered in bright yellow paint: “N*GGER” “GO HOME” “WHITES ONLY” “DIE” “F*CK YOU DUMB N*GGER” “DATE YOUR OWN KIND” Among other slurs were sprawled across every surface of his car. A vile, disgusting message of pure hatred. This wasn’t just vandalism — this was a direct threat from White Supremacy. The community was furious. Black students at K-State were terrified. An emergency meeting of the Black Student Union was called and Protests began to be organized. What kind of sick, evil monster looks at a young Black man and feels the need to terrorize him like this? This is Trump's America. …But wait. Just 5 days into their investigation Police discover that Dauntarius Williams, wrote the graffiti himself! 🤯😱💥 After they picked their jaws up off the ground, Dauntarius backtracked and attempted to claim that it was just a “Halloween prank,” which makes no sense being that HE'S THE ONE WHO REPORTED IT.

@kyl3agles1 @BNONews You are very close, but you might want to be sitting down for this next part: And where does the government get its money? [Feel free to Google, phone-a-friend, ask-the-audience, or whatever-- this is an open book pop-quiz.]

@CrewsGiles @BNONews The government providing dumb fuck.

BREAKING: 2 fighter jets collide and crash during air show in Idaho

@JoanneMason11 Calling it a little early, aren't you?

🚩Marked safe from my own klutziness

@PlanetOfMemes @drawandstrike 7

The only personality test that matters. Which weiner are you ordering at the cookout?

@SharylAttkisson Nine months. I have been wrong before, but that seems a good predictor point.

Assuming people are typically on their best behavior when you first meet them, how long (on average) would you say before they reveal whatever their true self it?

@Mike_Pence I hope you sell all twelve of them. I'm sure your family will want to read it.

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@DrInsensitive Is ham better?

You should not hit a Muslim bringing his religion to America with an egg.

@hashjenni @MarkDavis Shock therapy?

How did our ancestors survive without ADHD medication or depression pills and anxiety meds? Can anyone explain?

@MCCCANM That Navy Parachute Team really puts on a show!

Formation flying is tougher than it looks. Judging your aspect to lead, closure rate, etc. can be a challenge…and sometimes you lose sight. That these ejection seats got them all out is a miracle. It looked like the jet underneath was possibly going to be not able to eject.

@kyl3agles1 @BNONews Define "free."

@BNONews $150 million down the drain because a bunch of retards in Idaho wanna watch other wealthy people do dumb shit lol, if only we could’ve used that 150 million fucking dollars towards Universal healthcare, free tuition or something useful

@marcelluswiley Throttle

What do you call the gas pedal in an electric car? 😳 In our Tesla and the kids just asked me… Yo, I’m stuck?!? 🤯🤣

@WaltzingMtilda We are the World Imagine anything by Yoko Ono

If you know me at all, you know the answer to this

@Martinsuz That attitude is what is destroying the country, and the purpose of that attitude is to destroy the country. Go whine about it in China, Cuba, Moscow, or North Korea-- where your ideals have cone to fruition.

I don’t know about you guys, but Trump has taken all the joy and pride out of the 250th Anniversary for me. I won’t watch any part of his ridiculous celebrations and nonsense. He’s destroying my country.

@SGTWipper1Each Hominy. Uncooked grits. Circle the mound with them. Repeat every few days.

It’s Fire Ant season! How do you get rid of these buggers?

@realMaalouf There is no "to far" there is only "do."

Is China taking its crackdown on Islam too far?

@hoshizorarock Relish would be the obvious American choice. Personally, I would choose grilled onions.

アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 チーズ以外で答えなさい。

Looks like mustard. Mustard is probably the favorite American sauce for hotdogs, followed closely by ketchup-- often both. Same rules apply for hamburgers. I have heard of people who put mayonnaise on hot dogs, and actually seen some use mayo on hamburgers-- but most of those are psychotics who end up in prison for even worse crimes than grilled meat abuse.

it literally says American hotdog sauce i was convinced this is an American thing since i was a kid SAME WITH HAMBURGER SAUCE

i just found out my American friend doesn't know what hotdog sauce is. It literally has an american flag on the bottle of hotdog sauces wdym they don't have it and never heard of it? Germany just made that shit up!???😭😭 HUHHH