Cricket Chairman

@mikebirty Thank you for your response. Could you please go ahead and choose the “I don’t have a wife/gf” option?

Many club cricketers will tell their wife/girlfriend that winter nets start in November in order to gain a weekly visit to the pub with their friends. Where do you stand on this?

To celebrate Alex Hales’ incredible match-winning innings, we will be supplying FREE COKE on Sunday as we show the match live in the clubhouse. Doors will be open from 7am.

Should umpires be allowed to swear? - "Howzat?" - "Fuck off." I think it may be inappropriate (particularly in junior cricket).

@aan4nd Unfortunately we experienced this on two separate occasions this year. Both incidents were reported to the league’s umpiring association/panel.

@CricketChairman Does #4 actually happen? 😂🤣

Club WhatsApp groups will often go quiet through the winter. Generate conversation by reminding your teammates of memorable moments from the summer. - A great catch - A bad drop - An embarrassing moment - Someone sleeping with the barmaid/scorer/umpire

Are you missing cricket? Recreate a cricketing environment this winter by calling your wife a c**t and then buying her a pint at 7pm.

I stand against online bullying. All bullying should take place on the pitch and in certain scenarios in the clubhouse. Please AVOID tweeting opposition players/umpires/scorers/tea-ladies with hate/sledging/revenge-porn.

Tell me it’s the start of the British Cricket Season without telling me it’s the start of the British Cricket Season …

When the fat keeper calls you a cunt all afternoon, but says “well played” during hand shakes.

I’m going to take my lid off for the slower stuff.

Highlights will be online by 9pm.

What’s something that you can say during sex and cricket? #cricketfamily

Who arranges a test match in Southampton in August?

Avoid being caught on camera with a 90-year-old woman in order to: - Keep your place in the test team - Save your marriage - Not feature in this week’s #simplylovely whatsapp video

Social experiment. Tag your most useless club cricketer and see if they reply... 👇

For four weekends only you will be able to call the batsman a c**t and not have to face them in the bar afterwards. Embrace it. #getthegameon

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If you’re not excited by today’s prospect of having to sit in your car alone watching the rain fall, fully whited-up, tucking into your £3 meal deal tea and listening to the Test Match Special re-run of the 1st Day’s play at 2 runs/over then do you even love cricket?