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java review cafe latte tastes like coffee mean bean tastes like cafe latte but sweeter irish creme tastes like coffee with an irish creme aftertaste tbh java is just good coffee in a can idk what to say shake milk/10

they’re called an empath you fucking twit

chat what’s it called when someone is in a room with 2 horny people and they start to feel horny as well? is it the feels or just intense empathy? vibe checking?

i wanna do PCP and wear red lenses to intensify the demons

some asshole used “higher” in a video talking about mcplayplace shit and now i got chad kroeger or whatever the fuck his name is like “KIN YU TEK ME HIGHYAH TU A PLES WER BLAND MIN SHEEee”

chat is a prolapse whn a lil bit of yo asshoe fall out or is it when yo whole asshoe fall out?

monster review bad apple shifts between battery acid soaked green apple (aka og monster) and monster flavoured apple juice i don’t even know what og monster is supposed to taste like but bad apple is giving strawberry shot sexy woman/10

i saw a couple of boys playing with some tarot cards today the deck with the suits i tried to tell them that they were tarot cards but they called them “spanish mafia cards” the only thing different about their deck is that instead of pentacles it was coins kids these days smh

“there’s two, there’s four, there’s six and eight, wait two weeks to masturbate, cuz’ if you do it every day, you won’t feel your shit!” tbh if you’re good at rhyming, you could give life advice through the thomas theme song lmao

tbh a tamale is like a chef boiardi beef ravioli if it was long and the pasta was dry asf ts honestly disappointing that wholeass box of taquitos i got sick from was better

just learned that cosmic brownies have chocolate icing ts is world shattering info gng ✌️💔

today my mom called me a twit for wanting the 6 pack cosmic brownies because the 12 packs don’t have the segment in the middle

my mom took me into her job after my the rapy session a few weeks ago and i learned that people who are proficient at doing boring ass spreadsheets all day use discord to talk with eachother

when everyone was talking about the toilet paper usa halftime show lineup they played a snippet of a kid rock song where he talks about him liking young girls and i can’t get it out of my head HELP ME

who else hates those fuckin “breeze wellness” ads that use that funny ass fortnite rage kid audio?

monster review mango loco tastes like nitrous oxide but chunky both of them literally taste like passionfruit but i don’t even know what passionfruit tastes like poppy seeds in my teeth/10

monster review pacific punch is just tahitian treat with caffeine tbh if i had this before punk punch i would say that punk punch is just an ultra pacific punch mangoes/10

nvm it’s just a grape jolly rancher in a can mb my dumbass just freaked out over nothing smh lmao rio punch tastes like fucking cough syrup

monster review 🤗 if rio punch is the good grape cough syrup, VOODOO GRAPE IS THE NASTY SHIT (ack) i was so wrong about calling rio punch cough syrup cuz TS LITERALLY TASTES LIKE NYQUILL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS TS 😭😭😭 all tds for a purple monster tab bro 😭😭😭

monster review 🤗 rio punch tastes like grape dimetapp or whatever that one chunky/grainy cough syrup was called (it was so fucking good) probably amoxicillin but i’m allergic to that shit