Dr. Cris MKM

For those who can't imagine the death of American democracy, we imagined it for you. Watch here.

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GREAT MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL ORATORY "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"-FDR "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"-JFK "We are the ones we've been waiting for-We are the change that we seek"-Barack Obama "I didn't have sex with a porn star"-djt

@DGlaucomflecken From a NYer, I can tell you that you made the right decision not to interfere with their personal interaction. Hope you tipped well! 😊

On a trip with the family to NYC. Took a particularly aggressive taxi from JFK to our hotel in Manhattan. Wife thought we might not survive, especially when we got cut off in traffic resulting in our driver and the other driver yelling at each other in two different languages. However, they apparently resolved their differences and we made it safe and sound.

Fantastic closed captioning. #debates2024

@tedcruz “Dislike” @MarkHamill

Keep Texas Red. The Democrats have made it clear I'm their #1 target. I'm asking for support right now.

@SAGES_Updates @EdLinEmory 1) infected pilonidal 2) instructions for packing

Drawing courtesy of @EdLinEmory Without researching today's tweets, explain this. Best answer will win a piece of SAGES Swag.

@realgirl_fieri Dru hill “in my bed”

Omgomgomg I met @SAGES_Updates

@Catsillyness Van Duzer!

Her name is the last thing you drank

Some wrestlers I like more than others.

@s8n 1-877 - cars for kids Baby Shark Barney theme song

Trying to organize a karaoke night in hell. So far, the only song requests are 'Highway to Hell' and 'Devil Went Down to Georgia.' Any other suggestions?

Holy moly! Republicans HATE this abortion ad, one of the most powerful ads ever made. RT and use the hashtag #StopTrumpsAbortionBan to send it far and wide!

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Bridges. Engineering marvels.

@ravenscimaven Two things to try- remove any Lycra/spandex/ stretchy stuff once you finish the work out- the rubber coating on these synthetic rubbers often exacerbate it. Second- cream with capsaicin in it can really help decrease duration and intensity of itch.

How many of you have ever taken a walk or run and after you finished, your legs were itchy? Like extremely itchy?

@AKBrews How to give children diabetes or how I learned to die at 42

Oh my God this looks so gross

@thyroid__storm @AmCollSurgeons @WomenSurgeons @GUH_WHCSurgRes @MedStarHealth See you soon!

En route to #Boston for @amcollsurgeons Clinical Congress 2023 and my FIRST @womensurgeons Annual Meeting. Ive got panels to run, Meet the Professor to lead, ALL the poster sessions with Luke Funk, my first BOG meeting… say hello if you see me! @GUH_WHCSurgRes @MedStarHealth

@OtterAnHour They all look like they just got caught sneaking into the neighbor’s pool 😍😍

Preach.