Wrenching Goddess

It's my birthday, and all I want is a well stocked refrigerator and pantry.

@JakeQuietknight It's a Lowe's thing......happens to me too 😂

@CrispVQ30 I was in Lowes yesterday buying supplies for a project and suddenly very urgently needed to leave, no idea why

Dear humans of the male variety, Why is it every. single. time y'all start a task of any size or importance, y'all all of a sudden gotta go take a shit??

@bigdaddysample Mother Nature always calls when y'all got something to do 😂

@CrispVQ30 Long time no hear. Mother nature calls and you can't stop Mother nature. Be safe stay warm. Best wishes

@SPathf1nder1 You too!!!

@CrispVQ30 When it calls…. It calls! Lolol Hope you’re doing good Red..

HUGE post-op update: • Today is day 11 post-op, and my 1st day completely off pain management meds. • Incision site swelling has gone down enough so that I can finally get into my jeans that are 2 sizes too big for me. • The tumor came back as not cancerous. • I've been cleared for light duty with a lift restriction. • I'M FINALLY AT THE GYM Y'ALL!!!

How y'all Eagles fans doing tonight? #ninernation #Niners #cryeaglescry

@Cridhedubh I'll have a much clearer idea of that tomorrow!

@CrispVQ30 Hope things are going in the right direction for you 🖤

Sorry I haven't been around much. I've been stuck in real life.

Just because it's winter out, doesn't mean you don't need to wash your arse. With soap.

Is it tough or is it sauce? Neither; it's suss!

@BJTheBearded Right back atcha!

9 days post surgery: Walked further than all the days we've walked so far in the last week (1.5mi), and only had slight discomfort on the way back home. #progress

@ORod2279 @BJTheBearded Thank you!

@CrispVQ30 @BJTheBearded Glad you’re doing better and that your surgery went well

@SPathf1nder1 I had a laparotomy cystectomy on the 2nd to remove a tumor from my left ovary

@CrispVQ30 Need an update Red. Don’t know what happened

My most abusive relationship is with my own brain

Someone wanted my attention so badly they reposted years old comments. 🙄 Is Ami ever gonna move on? Asking for a friend....

@MrFisterThe3rd Nu uh

@CrispVQ30 You do

"I asked AI to..." *blocked*