Crispy T

Parliament. Yet another thing we did better than England.

@itstricky740 Look at you getting all foo foo with your booze! #BoozeFooFoo

This is so good

@itstricky740 Krunk with da fam

Merry Christmas from Ohio

@itstricky740 Makes you wanna bitch slap Currier and Ives, doesn't it? #FuckThatWinterWonderland

South Jersey first snowfall of the season

@MykSaiten If he's directing traffic in the water, it is. As a personal flotation device, no; but on the bright side, the corpse will be easier to find when it bloats and floats on its own. #LookForThePositive

Sir that’s not a proper life vest

@itstricky740 @MykSaiten A modicum of self control is required for your hot tub-sized bucket of popcorn to last beyond the now showing and coming attractions.🍿

@MykSaiten It’s bullshit because my snacks never make it till the movie starts

There shouldn’t be ads before a movie you paid to see. If the ads are paying them the movie should be free

@itstricky740 Have you been taking your meds as prescribed? #SportsMakesYouMakeUpWords

Schwarbomb #ringthebell

@itstricky740 Push harder! You can get that turd out! #TheNeedToPoop

TIJUAN WALKER IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO START WHY DO THE PHILLIES KEEP PUTTING HIM OUT THERE??

@itstricky740 @MLB Try decaffeinated beverages, Joe. Slow, deep breaths. Masturbate more. You're caring about things you can't control. #DifferentBalls #WalkAway #NextYearMaybeRobots 🤖

@MLB umpires gotta be betting on these games only thing that can explain some of these called strikes that are blatantly outside the zone #fuckoff

@itstricky740 @PeteGGriffin You would have thought he inspired Roger Waters of Pink Floyd with this chompers #AlmostAUnitooth #SpendSavedHotelMoneyOnLessScaryTeeth

@PeteGGriffin @CrispyT68 was just saying that

what's up with the trivago teeth guy?

What do you want? A Cookie 🍪?

@Super70sSports And a painful ski crash on every opening! #OW

The only show that was equally likely to give you a Muhammad Ali fight, a Harlem Globetrotters game, or an Evel Knievel jump. Nothing like it today.

@maggiewhats Save those stickers so if there is ever something you don't want to vote for (or against) you can't put it on and tell people to shut up, you voted. #StickersLounderThanWords

@getwired "And Jim Fowler will now subdue the crocodile while I sip Cognac safely on shore." --Marlin Perkins

@itstricky740 @maggiewhats Joe, I can never read you. You bottle up your thoughts and feelings so!

@maggiewhats @BurlingtonTimes At least a few people at the Burlington County Board of Elections need to be fired

@getwired Two small cars mating in the wild? #MutualOfOmahaWildKingdom

@ryanjreilly @djthepolls He should play all the songs and artists Trump has gotten cease and desist notices on. #LongPopularPlaylist

Another polling location, another DJ At The Polls. @djthepolls.

PHILADELPHIA — It’s Election Day in America’s birthplace. The polls are open. Here’s the thing. We’re very likely to — yet again! — see a flood of propaganda meant to convince folks that Bad Things Happen In Philadelphia, or in some other majority nonwhite city in a swing state.

@itstricky740 Offer to let them tether to your phone for your ballot 🗳️ #Helpful

Line not moving in Mount Laurel NJ because “we don’t have WiFi yet”. Not acceptable Burlington County Board of Elections

@itstricky740 I was in and out in just over a half hour. Summit County Board of Elections was on point. #CuyahogaFalls #Ward1B #ThankYou

KFC is promoting chicken tenders with "Comeback sauce" and nothing about that name makes me want to get it anywhere near my mouth #Come #Back #Sauce #NoThanks #Really?