Crystal Meeks

I can count the days on ONE hand!

For somebody that's rumored to sleep too much... why am I so tired?

Sometimes in life you meet somebody and then wonder how you ever lived without them. That's how I feel about chocolate milk.

This milk is only gud 4 one wk not 7dayslike d othr "isn't that d same?" No 1 wk is only 5 days! #myhusband #refridgerateafteropening

Cooking green beans again... really wish it was brownies, cinnamon rolls or/and cupcakes instead...

@daphnecheryl n I do that... by not having an ugly child???

Just read that on some Native American reservations the suicide rate is 10xs the rest of America!

Just bc im 26 wks preg didnt kep me from jumpn on Hs bak n getn him n a headlock until he handed ovr wat he found while pakn #mascovado

"Sometimes we think we are dying when in reality we are just being prepared for new growth."- @daphnecheryl

What happened to the sun? In two sweaters and a blanket...

@daphnecheryl blas n erwin wud like Saggob to call today n I wud like u to call me when u wake up please. Hehe

They say listening 2 classical music makes ur baby smart. What I know is Travis Tritts Its a great day 2 b Alive makes it dance :)

H said he cant find boxes cud I just "fix it" anyways? So pack our stuff n banana leaves or glue it together? :) #movingagain

My UNLI FB promo is NOT working! #SmartBuddy I want my $ back! Grr!!!!

If that research is true then it will never turn its nose up to ANTS! #protein #norefridgeratorproblem

So my baby can taste what I eat & is mor likly 2 luv those foods once born. Shud I eat d rotten maggot infested meat then or not?

After 10yrs of seminary its my wife that can debate me harder than any professor then admits shes agreed with me all along #devilsadvocate

Dear God I need $7k or to attend a funeral in the next few months... amen. #needamiracle

"Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL!"- #Dovechocolatewrapper