Jerry

WE ARE FINALLY HERE

I apologize in advance if this applies to you, but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.

What do Messi fans get from downplaying Ronaldo’s career so aggressively? I’m asking genuinely. It’s valid to think Messi is better but why is it from his own teammates down to online faceless losers where they seemingly hate and downplay CR7 more than celebrate Messi?

Mbappé is too funny

Genuinely my fav thing in the world at the moment is those unexpected exits on tiktok

Have you noticed that after a breakup, the loyal one stays single until they’re healed, while the cheater is already in another relationship?

I know who my goat is

What’s the greatest movie ever made?