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Dude at Starbucks just left the crowded store and went “Bye everyone,” and every single person in that store said goodbye I literally just met the main character

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Don’t invite me to yo crib if yo couch peeling because imma peel it some more when you not looking

This young woman, Owami Davies, is missing. Police fear she has been kidnapped. This should be all over the news but I’ve hardly seen a peep. Police are appealing for anyone who might have seen her 🙏🏼 cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a40…

Ive seen so many tik toks about people feeling like they dont want to do anything anymore. Like nothing. Not even just work. Like basic things are so hard to do. But they keep saying its not depression and honestly i can see that.

Rosa Park twistin in the grave rn #dankmemes #memes #memesdaily redd.it/wlbne1

This is business I’m not here for friendship anymore.

How do you casually tell someone you want them to bend you over, fill your bootyhole up with whip cream while they holding down your face with their foot and whipping you with they belt and making you say thank you for it?

I thought if I just screamed out loud, I’d feel better. But eventually, I lost my voice, and still I was boiling inside. Now, I’m still boiling inside. I realize it is because nothing gets better as time goes by. It does for everyone else, but never me. I just want silence.

Random word of the day: desk #dankmemes

Resident evil #dankmemes

I want to live in a country where the majority rules.

I rly see

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“If you want to kill yourself man, kill what you don't like…You can kill yourself but that doesn't mean you got to stop living. Kill the part that's all about you and nobody else because that's the part that makes you want to curl up and die.”