Morton Crossley

652 posts

Morton Crossley

Morton Crossley

@CrossleyMorton

Gentleman, scholar and all round good egg! Dead since 1791

Katılım Mart 2021
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Morton Crossley@CrossleyMorton·
Richard Madeley is literally the living embodiment of Alan Partridge…”Are you hoping to put him on the canvas with a well aimed punch to the face?!” 😂😂 #gmb #goodmorningbritain #itv
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Morton Crossley@CrossleyMorton·
Six fucking quid for something that equates to a a little more than a pack of wildlife bars…that go for about £1.50… And loving the new “squashed” #shrinkflation packaging 🤷🤦‍♂️ #easter @CadburyUK
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Morton Crossley@CrossleyMorton·
Hey @rickygervais, loved the new special so much…I’ll even forgive the “not my hands either” joke you nicked off that bloke with a head like a fucking orange! 🍊 #mortality
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Morton Crossley@CrossleyMorton·
That detective in #emmerdale is doing wonders for the uk police force… Accusing people to instigate a reaction she can use isn’t really innocent until proven guilty is it?! #justasoap #bollocks
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Susan@SusanSlate36217·
@CrossleyMorton I had to play it back a couple of times and yes I’m sure he did.
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julie gibson@julielou62·
@CrossleyMorton And will Todd be fooled by Theo's crocodile tears and think he tried to save Billy? 😔
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Morton Crossley@CrossleyMorton·
As a 40 something male who only “looks” at soap operas because the wife watches them all.. How can I be as excited as I am about #corriedale?
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Morton Crossley@CrossleyMorton·
Don’t be surprised if Jake wins via body slam and a Kendo to the centre of the shoulder blades! 😂 #JakeJoshua
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Morton Crossley@CrossleyMorton·
Not THAT big if the 3 minute slots just before the fight haven’t been sold! And neither of these fuckers can sing ! #JakeJoshua
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