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Crow
Crow@CrowV_5·
@doaenel Well well well well well well
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Dantes
Dantes@doaenel·
I’ve played 500 games of Toplane over the course of the last 50 days. It fucking sucked. If you don’t get griefed by your matchup, you get griefed by your jungler. As much as as I’d love to sit here and talk about how miserable the experience was, the truth is I just feel like I’m not cut out for laning. Whether you play Toplane, midlane, or ADC you’re forced to just accept the fact that you can sometimes do nothing except just sit back and pray for scaling. If I ever decide to do another off-role challenge in the future there’s only one role I’d genuinely consider; Support. Anyways, thankfully Riot is resetting the ladder in 2 days anyways. The Jungle Grind will return once again.
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Dantes@doaenel

Today, my top lane journey begins. - No more 3 losing lanes - No more getting level 2 invaded - No more having to concede objectives due to no prio Instead, I’ll be able to actually have FUN in League again and truly outplay my opponents. It’s time to show the world just how enjoyable and broken this role truly is.

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Qui Vincit
Qui Vincit@vincit_amore·
@IterIntellectus Yes, I have realized how retarded I am now, thank you, I really should read things closer. You have your answer though, people would press blue because they're retarded
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Godman Chikna
Godman Chikna@Madan_Chikna·
Heartbreaking loss for the family. An elderly woman died after her grandson forgot the handbrake. The car rolled back and crushed her. 💔
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Crow
Crow@CrowV_5·
@doaenel I uh....Well, Listen, In fairness. Toplane is utter hell right now. The matchmaking system is super hardcore geared towards giving people who play more worse teams to engage retention. You, might want to do some variety streams, then come back.
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Dantes
Dantes@doaenel·
8 days ago, I started playing toplane. Some people told me I wouldn't make it out of Emerald. Others said I'd never make it out of Diamond. 8 days later, I'm 8 wins away from Masters. It's time to show the world just how fun and inflated this role really is.
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NEACE
NEACE@NEACETWEETS·
All this talk from @pokimanelol about girls being treated better in gaming years ago when girls now literally can become millionaires by: -putting makeup on -playing ranked games at placements level -focusing on chat more than gameplay -and lastly, streaming consistently. Unmatched possibility to women who go full booba + OF + cosplay. Tell me again how women were treated "better" before? Pokimane herself got a ton of momentum originally by being actually quite good at LoL so id argue viewers had more standards before and the bar has been lowered since.
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Crow
Crow@CrowV_5·
@doaenel It's been 2 days. Having some trouble? Welcome to toplane.
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Crow@CrowV_5·
@BlurayWater @MomsPostingLs Well....not a harem.... Loving one woman properly is like... The limit for 99.999 percent of people. And that number grows even lower when you have kids. Emphasis on the word 'properly'.
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BluRay Water
BluRay Water@BlurayWater·
@MomsPostingLs Yes but this fucking ungrateful comment forgets that a man without wife and kids as a burden saves all his money time and energy and can use it to build an empire and a harem. Yes there is a fucking sacrifice and most demonic modern feminists don't recognize it.
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Crow
Crow@CrowV_5·
@i0ki_LoL Why are you speaking for us? We follow 6pek. Not you, you probable low elo master hardstuck skrub.
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forest@forestwithout·
@drewlevin This is why you shouldn’t let the community vote and you should make the decisions for them
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Drew Levin
Drew Levin@drewlevin·
ranked league players: should we treat flashing for fun (in the way that people do in aram) as a piece of evidence that someone is inting?
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Crow@CrowV_5·
@6pekreal @drewlevin My king, You should not be allowed to be reportable in the first place. You are the league of legends Mascot.
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6pek
6pek@6pekreal·
Hey guys! If you meet me in RANKED, please try your best NOT TO greet me in you know what way, because I'll be forced to answer appropriately and I'll be also forced to tank another ban. Thanks for understanding! =D Also thank you @drewlevin for the clarification! Have a good day s*lvers
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Crow
Crow@CrowV_5·
@drewlevin @6pekreal Bro, this is 6pek. this is our hero. A 3 day ban? Fine, fair enough. Sometimes the goat goes too far. But please, protect him from the week/month/perma bans. We need him. Riot refuses to add proximity chat, so we only have him to entertain us.
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Drew Levin
Drew Levin@drewlevin·
@6pekreal ah yeah classic mixup, you used the your ARAM mayhem flash strategy in ranked with respect, your entire team reported you and this was correctly detected, so I can’t reverse this. thanks for understanding.
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6pek
6pek@6pekreal·
Hey @drewlevin Hope you're having a good day! I got banned today on stream for 3 days for "trying to lose a ranked game". I'm reaching out because I think the ban was wrong and that I shouldn't get punished to this extent or at all for a game I won and tried winning. Enemy toplaner flashed and tp'ed lvl 1 and I did the same thing, and it happened a couple more times throughout the game (community thing), this put us on equal terms and I'm pretty sure the automated review punished me automatically because of player reports. This game happened in 400ish LP EUW. If there is something I don't understand or am at wrong here, please do let me know. Game ID: 7772019881 Ticket ID: #123774700
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Crow
Crow@CrowV_5·
@primetimejimbo @Jizere142 Fair enough. But if you think 'anyone' doesn't pose an immediate threat when they aren't either vastly outarmed, or contained. Then your a fool at best. Anyone can become a threat at anytime for any reason. Which again, is why people die often enough from petty shit like this.
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Rumberger@primetimejimbo·
@CrowV_5 @Jizere142 Because he was extremely timid and posed no immediate threat. People seem very sensitive to this in cases where it lines up with their own political positions. So, listen... Both parties showed their ass. I'm not defending either, quite the opposite. I'm indicting both of them.
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Gisele
Gisele@Jizere142·
Much respect for this guy fr protect his girlfriend🫡🫡🫡👇
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Crow
Crow@CrowV_5·
@JoshuaM12450 @RealPostFolder There's alot of context missing. But the context required to disagree if the part that is missing so you're right. On an unrelated note, you are ugly, and fat.
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Joshua
Joshua@JoshuaM12450·
@RealPostFolder It's very telling if you agree with the father in this situation because it means you're a failed human being
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Maximalist 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Women live in an emotional fantasy land of their own design. They've been brainwashed to believe that ALL men are "predatory evil rapists in waiting." When it doesn't happen and their emotions aren't fulfilled, they start trying to trap men into being the thing they think they are, SO they can call them evil rapist weirdos. Same thing as calling someone a Nazi so you can justify killing them. Completely unhinged behaviour that should result in a psych eval. The reality is 99.9% of men are totally normal, and yet modern media continuously slanders white men as rapists, perverts, and continuously ideates their uselessness and death. All of this is obviously nonsense, men for the most part make the world function.
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💗@ma1ybe·
If your brain immediately went to the length of the skirt… the ad wasn’t calling women out. It was calling you out.
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Crow
Crow@CrowV_5·
@primetimejimbo @Jizere142 Are you an idiot? How is he supposed to know if that guy is a threat or not? or if he has a weapon of his own? Gun violence is a thing in america and happens randomly over small shit like that all the time.
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Rumberger
Rumberger@primetimejimbo·
@Jizere142 You say protect? Bro pulled a gun cause someone cautiously reached out to lightly tap her hand. I mean, c'mon
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Crow
Crow@CrowV_5·
@doaenel You are literally not ready. Go back to the jungle for a thousand years and maybe you can handle the isolation of toplane.
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Dantes
Dantes@doaenel·
Today, my top lane journey begins. - No more 3 losing lanes - No more getting level 2 invaded - No more having to concede objectives due to no prio Instead, I’ll be able to actually have FUN in League again and truly outplay my opponents. It’s time to show the world just how enjoyable and broken this role truly is.
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Crow
Crow@CrowV_5·
@doaenel Toplane isn't Jungle. Your teammates will get stupider somehow. Your lane opponent will always be a challenger smurf who's whole purpose is to counter you. Their Jungler will tower dive you on cooldown like an lck pro. Prepare to be fucked. And not in the fun way.
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Dantes
Dantes@doaenel·
In the last 12 hours Iran has been nuked by both Israel and the USA, with the Iranian leader apparently dying in those attacks. Even still, the impact that this will have on the current Iranian regime is not anywhere near the impact that my Toplane climb will have on delusional top mains. Every game is decided by whichever toplaner participates in more fights; and yet all the bad ones do is lose lane, splitpush, and cry. In 7 days I’ll make you all realize just how easy it is to win games on this role. I will be the missile that sets all top laners free from their mental prison.
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