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me: opens my WIPs > Harry gets molested > Harry gets molested > Harry gets molested > Harry gets molested >Harry gets bound to someone >Harry gets bound to 3 someones >Harry gets bound to 3 someones >Harry gets bound to someone & also molested > Harry gets molested patterns

well ur not wrong there lol hand to God I’d take Dr@m10ne over James w/ anyone but Lily (as a duo) which is saying something but I like it the same way I like Harry w/ Theo if I’m honest; as a trio w/ another character (obv Sirius) On it’s own I think it’s fine, inoffensive tbh

apologies but I’m a bit confused, do you mean recommendations? fic recommendations?

randomly remembered I have a strawpage

Tomarry bodily cohabitation but not like how a mother shares her body w/ a baby but like how a deer shares its brain with a prion Cohabitation not as in pregnancy but as in Chronic Wasting Disease b/c the only real outcome is death Erotic horror is the best Tomarry flavor imo

it's an act of self love, actually

god i fucking love shipping harry with men old enough to be his father

@soulcruxx thou to be real it's rare (see, never) for me to write Harry with Theo alone; he's usually an add on to a Draco/Blaise/Harry story b/c I want an extra force competing for Harry's attention in there & like I said he's basically a blank slate I can make him whatever i pleeeease

@soulcruxx the main draw to Theo (for me) is that he Never Gets to Talk Ever in the series & thus doesn't have an established hard personality. So if I want Harry to have a Slytherin bf but it's a non-Tom story & neither Draco nor Blaise will work for what I'm doing I use Theo b/c then:

It’s so funny Tom is prob up there w/ Sirius & Cedric looks-wise, maybe THE best looking guy in the whole series, but just has this impenetrably unfuckable aura around him that it doesn’t even matter. Cartoon stink lines n all, literally only Harry’s shippableness can break thru

Harry is so shippable he can get with anybody in the world but Tom can either get with Harry or a hole in the ground no exceptions

It’s one thing to feel loved & cared for it’s another to be explicitly told that you are The things having to wait until the very end of your teen years (potentially after you’ve already *died* once) to hear that someone tell you they love you will do to a person, I wonder

I think they would have been months if not years deep into that relationship before saying anything like that & I don’t think anyone else was telling Harry they loved him? Like they definitely *did* & showed it but verbalizing? I can only imagine Mrs Weasley to even think of it

Neither Ron nor Hermione seem like the type to vocalize their love for non-family members & so the very earliest Harry could have heard & fully comprehended someone telling him they loved him would have been 16 w/ Ginny huh & to be real I don’t even think it happened then

Ohhhhh my god u only jerk it to characters that are not lolis? all your ships are between consenting adults who aren’t related? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite the UK government

Ykw let me just get ahead of this: don’t talk to me about anything that isn’t found in the first seven books. Not the reboot, not CC, not fantastic beasts, not even the original 8 movies atp. I’m not interested & I refuse to acknowledge it, none of it is canon, fingers in my ears

Like ‘stop-talking-about-this-franchise-for-good’ levels of pissing me off. ‘Abandon-my-first-ever-fandom’ type beat ykwim

I’m not gonna lie to you guys, everything new I see or find out about that fuckass reboot just pisses me off. Like ‘fly-into-a-genuine-rage’ level pisses me off

I LOVE FETISH AND KINK AND TABOO AND NSFW AND GURO AND UNCOMFORTABLE SEXUAL CONTENT AND IF YOU DO TOO YOU’RE SAFE HERE