Newton Crumley III

@tomandmartys Who brags about finishing on a podium at a lame ass executive course something or other. That’s a step above a mini golf championship. Well done ya hack.

@CrumleyIII Newton. You are talking to a PODIUM FINISHER at the Chenango Commons Executive Course Club Championship. Feeling kinda dumb now I bet.

Scottie’s got a little of Bryson’s “it’s never my fault” syndrome in him. Meanwhile Cam is calling fake penalties on himself just to keep it interesting. One man tells everyone who’ll listen about his faith whether they want to hear it or not. The other lives it. Built different.

@tomandmartys Play you for a living. Anytime.

@AmericaFirsst Fuck no. Ever. Same for the rest of the Hollywood clowns that think their political opinions are worthy of a listen. Shut up and please just go away.

Will you ever pay money to watch a Robert DeNiro film again Yes or No

@AmericaFirsst @RedLineReportt Looks like a deflating balloon with pubes on his head. Does he still have show? Couldn’t care less.

🚨Breaking: Howard Stern is demanding that all Trump supporters must stop listening to his radio show. What’s your reaction to this?

@Velar2026 That’s just funny.

Do you still consider Joe Biden one of the best leaders of our time? A. Absolutely 👍 B. No, one of the worst

@femalebodybuil6 Didn’t Biden take the whole presidency off? Can’t recall a single thing he did to fight for our country.

Does it bother you how often President Trump takes a day off to golf ?.

@lady_valor_07 Zero chance. Anyone with half a brain thinks the same.

If Michelle Obama were a presidential 🇺🇸 candidate in 2028, would you vote for her🤔

@bottleofbeamv2 You are a clown.

He’s kinda a condescending asshole sometimes

@its_The_Dr Hookers and blow.

@DeniseWierck Why even tune in? Just go back to watching your under basket water weaving. I’m sure you will enjoy the commentary much more.

Brandel Chamblee was never a good golfer, and is an even worse commentator on The Golf Channel. He is mean, divisive and shows blatant favoritism and hate for certain golfers. I change the channel when he is on, and wish he would be fired.

@RickShielsPGA The one that goes far and straight. You knew the answer. Dumb question. Haha

What is the BEST driver ever made 🤔

@zcmullan @jamierkennedy How is that part of his job? His job is to hit a white ball with a crooked stick. He is pretty good at his job. Taking care of the monkeys with a microphone doesn’t fall in his job description.

@jamierkennedy He’s a pro golfer because of fans that watch the sport, the media is the connection between fans and the golfer. Some fan out there wonders what he thinks about LIV so part of the job is answering these questions…

What's up with Scottie? Undoubtedly the best golfer in the world but increasingly hostile to the media? He and Jordan asked the same question here (what's next for LIV players, basically). Both asked after their opening rounds at Doral. The difference in their answers...

@jamierkennedy Dumb question. Just had his second baby and deserves to live his life. Stop trying to make golf political. Waste of our time trying to berate a good person with good values. Go kick your dog ya ….!

@lady_valor_07 The ability to think and act for themselves.

What do Republican women have that Democrat women don’t?

@Sofia50020Sofia Wedgie.

What’s the most rewarding shot you've ever hit on the golf course called?

@NUCLRGOLF What was the Peter Jacobsen song that referred to Pete Dye tracks? You play the TPC’s and get your kicks because they are designed by a bunch of pricks. Can’t remember the name of their band. Was Jacobsen and the late great Payne Stewart. Old times.

🚨⛳️🏌️ #DISCUSSION — What’s the toughest golf course you’ve ever played?

@NUCLRGOLF Eisenhower course in L.A. by far. Bayonet was a cake walk compared to the Eisenhower track.

@NUCLRGOLF Only answer is Paul Azinger.

🚨🏆🇺🇸 #DISCUSSION — The U.S. Ryder Cup captaincy is still up for grabs, with an announcement coming soon. Who do you think should lead team USA at Adare Manor?

@BeatinTheBookie Cheat again. Shouldn’t be that hard for him.

What’s Patrick Reed gotta do for some fucking tv coverage?