Crunchium Thief

American citizens should have protections

We are underutilizing nail clippings

Fake podcast clip farms should be illegal

Aliens are forcing the governments of western civilizations to mass import foreigners.

The internet is alien technology leased to humans and the lease is almost up.

Spoilers in YouTube thumbnails should be illegal.

Democracy was doomed to fail the moment it was given to everyone.

Vegans are animal supremacist

Doghouse Dave

Making a sacrifice (deleting my edgy posts) to the social media Gods (moderators) for a more bountiful harvest (algorithm boost) 🙏🏻

Perceiving is believing

“AI” is a misdirection from the elite ruling class. They’re building bunkers while technology slowly degrades. They blame the degradation of technology on new “AI”, but the new “AI” is just a front so they can continue to steal money and funnel into their bunker projects.

What is the appropriate response when your birthright has been stolen from you and sold to the highest bidder?

I’m drinking monsters and eating hot pockets. Life is good.

Am I bad at shower curtains or are they all difficult?

The people teaching your children are watching AI fruit love island slop.

What is an “American”?

Why are women deciding matters of national security? Call it sexist if you want but it’s an actual intelligent question.

Honey, I nut in the Cheerios!

It’s one of those phone call type of jobs