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@puppioverlord @lowkirklories Oh honey… ): 🪽

@lowkirklories i weighed myself on a carpet and it told me i was 7lbs 😭😭

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@Kingofthepuns1 @ClaytonPlatinum @messedupfoods THATS SO COOL. Thank you for your wisdom & service goat, I respect kitchen workers more than our vets.

@CrustRusts @ClaytonPlatinum @messedupfoods Essentially! I think they’re a whole brand actually, but those dishwashers can wash a whole family’s worth of dishes in 30 seconds. PIPING hot, but the plastic trays are fine to touch

bro starts at 10:00 and at 9:59 he’s already home

@FoxyMarxist If you’re already paying for health insurance, they should cover whatever you want tbh. I’m giving you money, mind your business

@Kingofthepuns1 @ClaytonPlatinum @messedupfoods I’m too heat sensitive to ever have worked in a kitchen so from a confused retailer, is a Hobart just a commercial dishwasher of sorts?

@ClaytonPlatinum @messedupfoods Those are going straight into the Hobart. Speaking as a previous dishwasher, there will be no memory of food upon those plates

@liljedoft I’m American, but sweet n low has been offered at every cafe, gas station and diner since I was a child. Even the tiny local ones.

guys this cafe i was sitting at literally had all these 0 cal sweetener packets, ive never seen them in the little sugar jars cafes & restaurants have but if this has been a thing for a long time someone lmk 😭 anyways i took all of the ones in our table’s jar obvs

@sunnedstrved Just imagine how rewarding finally seeing the drop will be 🤤

@CrustRusts life saver genuinely

ok if i’m still maintains despite eating LITERALLY NOTHING. by monday im shooting myself HOW DOES THAG FUCKING WORK

@sunnedstrved YEASSS. YESSSSSS. I try to avoid posting videos bc I don’t want to doxx my location if someone accidentally recognizes a venue LMAO. SO WE CAN TRADE IF YOU WANT, for it to be fair, I can send you some videos I took at the metal show I went to last month 😛

@CrustRusts SOON!! this guy who took a bunch of photos and videos is editing them and i’ll send them ur way whenever he posts

at a punk show 🤤

@sunnedstrved If understanding the ins and outs will help calm your mind at all (as an ortho health student, ik it does mine), this person explains it very well. It also explains why you may even see an increase. reddit.com/r/loseit/s/kST…

@CrustRusts oughhh tyty

@sunnedstrved If you’ve upped exercise within this period you may genuinely just be retaining more water while your body adjusts, it should go down.

i’ve started exercising a lot so this HAS to help

Fasted at work. Ate at home. No pic bc I was with other people, but I had the exact salad I was craving my whole shift. I’m so full.

@skinnu_luv Hi oomf you already found me

I wonder if there’s any crust punks on shedtwt hmu crusties

@ph4tb1tch @skvll_gvtz @hirosepilled Legit what other reason could there be is what I’m wondering??? 😭 it feels very obviously fetish to me??

@skvll_gvtz @hirosepilled i feel like there’s an 100% chance

this is the only way to get me to stop eating at this point

@Liaxsaint @Lylylimia Ly doesn’t have a chubby face, just rounded features. However, bulimia can cause facial puffiness due to swelling. One of the most MILD reasons to never purge.

@Lylylimia so chubby face never goes away?

15 going on 22 YIKES

@saulielovescats Steamed eggs in the microwave are completely safe and delicious if you do it right.

DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS

@v0mitkuromi @meadowmelon Are the impossible nuggets acrually any good? >_< I’m so skeptical of vegan nuggets after simulate shut down. I’m super picky with vegan chicken.

@meadowmelon I am bringing impossible Dino nuggets, tator tots and some pre rolls :3

@sugardust67 @nulli7y @angelkiren00 Gum has calories. It’s just a matter of whether you actually digest & use them or not. You don’t swallow toothpaste or gum, so you’re not digesting enough of it to matter. Especially since brushing your teeth or chewing burns any calories that may have been “consumed” otherwise.

@nulli7y @angelkiren00 toothpaste has calories???

This might be a stupid question but do drugs have calories

@sunnedstrved I’d join 🤤

i want to make a trans edrtwt gc but i fear i have like 20 followers

UK STEPOREXICS ITS YOUR TIME. MY SIBLINGS, LOCK IN FOR US AMERICANS.

Work lunch. I may pawn off the chocolate on a coworker, I feel bad buying it ):