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most ecom brands use Claude like a chatbot
the ones scaling faster connect it directly to Shopify
Claude reads the messy parts of the business
customer reviews
ad comments
product pages
refund reasons
winning creatives
conversion data
then turns all of it into better angles, hooks, offers, and landing page tests
Shopify shows what actually converts
Claude explains why it converted
then it writes the next test from that signal
that’s the loop
not random prompts
not “make me an ad”
not generic ai content
real store data → better strategy → better creatives → more sales
this is how Claude becomes an ecom growth system
rt + comment “shopify” and i’ll send the workflow
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Did a pod with @harvey_carnegie
He's doing $17M+ a month.
Hitting $1M+ days...
We went deep on:
- Subs
- Funnel strat
- What it takes to exit
- Spending $280k/day on applovin
- Becoming #1 spender on Taboola
This is a must watch.
Like + RT + Comment "LINK" and I'll DM it.

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We've currently launched over 3k ads in the last 7 days, not slop, perfect static imagery using @alexgoughcooper's framework.
Although one difference we make to ensure every ad is perfect, is the framework below. 👇
The funniest part is, you can tell Claude to make it for you, it usually comes out perfect from just the URL, but it cuts hallucinations down by 90%.
Comment 'STATICS' for the full framework.
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🚨 BREAKING: R.I.P. CLICKFUNNELS.
Opus 4.6 ONE-SHOTS entire VSL funnels now.
I compressed my entire VSL framework into a single 5,280-word prompt.
The same framework that's generated $1M+ and 500+ booked calls.
HOW IT WORKS:
You plug in your offer details. It spits out:
→ Full VSL script from hook to close
→ Built on the persuasion structure behind EVERY high-converting agency funnel
→ Generated $1M+ and 500+ booked calls
This thing can INSTANTLY double your booked calls.
Use it now or get left behind. 🤘
Like + reply "OPUS" and I'll DM it to you
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an AI monk sitting in a monastery
this is a viral ad
and it's generating serious $$$ for a supplement brand
He’s not selling anything
He’s just sitting there, calm, about to tell you something important
your brain immediately goes into trust mode
no influencer energy, no sales pressure, no studio lighting
just a simple wise man avatar, giving you the feeling that whatever he’s about to say has been passed down for generations
that's the whole mechanism:
warmth + age = instant credibility
by the time the product is mentioned you're already leaning in
this format works in any language, any country, any ecom beauty or health niche
the monk doesn't change — only the ancient secret does
rt + comment "monk" and i'll send you how this content engine works
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$81k/month ads are starting to look like late-night phone recordings
no studio setup
no scripted influencer promo
just someone casually talking into a tiny mic in their bedroom about something they tried that week
it feels like a random personal update instead of a brand message
one quick story about feeling bloated
a casual mention of the gummies
and suddenly it feels like a tip from a friend
simple format
new face every video
same problem people relate to
ai generates the creators
volume finds the winners
rt + comment “debloat” and i’ll send the structure
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an AI grandmother sitting in a front yard
this is an ad
and it's generating $$$/month for a supplement brand
she's not selling anything
she's just sitting there, calm, about to tell you something important
your brain immediately goes into trust mode
no influencer energy, no sales pressure, no studio lighting
just a simple grandma avatar, giving you the feeling that whatever she's about to say has been passed down for generations
that's the whole mechanism
warmth + age + nature = instant credibility
by the time the product appears you're already leaning in
this format works in any language, any country, any ecom beauty or health niche
the grandmother doesn't change — only the ancient secret does
rt + comment "grandma" and i'll send you how this content engine works
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an AI italian grandmother sitting in a lemon garden in tuscany
this is an ad
and it's generating $160k/month for a supplement brand
she's not selling anything
she's just sitting there, calm, surrounded by fresh herbs and fruit, about to tell you something important
your brain immediately goes into trust mode
no influencer energy, no sales pressure, no studio lighting
just a weathered apron, terracotta pots, and the feeling that whatever she's about to say has been passed down for generations
that's the whole mechanism
warmth + age + nature = instant credibility
by the time the product appears you're already leaning in
this format works in any language, any country, any health niche
the grandmother doesn't change — only the ancient secret does
rt + comment "nonna" and i'll send you how this content engine works
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