🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀

@CruxIlluminatis

Love God with all your heart, mind, and soul. Love thy neighbor. ✝️

Katılım Mart 2014

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·17 Tem

Fun fact: I actually had a woman do this to me. Not the "choose the bear part," but a friend of mine jumped behind me when a deer crossed our path and screamed "Don't let it eat me." Good instincts on her part, she'd never seen a deer before.

Gender Studies for Men@JohnDavisJDLLM

Women choose the bear ...

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·25 Kas

@kvwviiju Need more for comparison.

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ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ@kvwviiju·21 Kas

real ones remember

ً@stillstunlocked

@kvwviiju TOE BEANS

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·25 Kas

@kvwviiju How do you manage to be pretty like this?

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ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ@kvwviiju·21 Kas

is this better

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ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ@kvwviiju·21 Kas

flip leopardo do mar@kaiju_flipper

@kvwviiju first person incapable of taking a bad picture omfg 🫢

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·25 Kas

@kvwviiju They're not wrong gorgeous.

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ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ@kvwviiju·23 Kas

lost a real one today

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·5 Eki

@Intel_Dork I'm inclined to believe I would have said the same thing but I haven't been a teen for uh.... Longer than I was.

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IntellectualDorkWeb@Intel_Dork·4 Eki

Leaving the store this afternoon and a teenager said I was wearing "a very cool outfit". Still got it. 😏

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·5 Eki

@CallMeK1123 You? Yes. Most people? No.

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𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕒𝔻𝕖𝕝𝕂@CallMeK1123·4 Eki

i should be able to buy cocaine at the gas station without catching a felony.

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·5 Eki

@gatorgar Ah yes, Bill Maher, the most Nazi Nazi to ever Nazi.

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Gator Gar@gatorgar·4 Eki

Just watched a whole episode of Bill Maher so now I’m a nazi

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·3 Eki

@SandyofCthulhu Good.

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Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·2 Eki

When a player tells me he wants to spend a bunch of time shopping in town and clearly expects me to roleplay it out with him for the next 45 minutes, I just silently hand him the price list from the back of the rulebook and move ahead with the rest of the players.

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·2 Eki

@Cyb4rAnG3L I prefer to be friends with the Corvidae - they tell you secrets.

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·2 Eki

@kvwviiju Congrats, and feel better.

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ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ@kvwviiju·2 Eki

the lioness completed the game and now feels sick. 10/10

ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ@kvwviiju

the lioness fucking hates those stupid scarecrows

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·2 Eki

@empathch4n Long sleep is a good thing.

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@kvwviiju Fit moth fit.

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ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ@kvwviiju·30 Eyl

gym time w moth girl!! drop and gimme 3 sets of biting holes in shirts until failure

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·30 Eyl

@CoreyIsComely That's good. It's a bit weird being a relatively feminine man in a lot of ways as far as personal conduct goes, but rather than let it get to me I learned to view it as being more of a complete person. I had to be a caretaker from a young age, I am a person, not a stereotype.

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Corey 🦢🏁@corey_1up·29 Eyl

I’ve detransitioned 🏳️‍⚧️ I’m using he/they pronouns and choosing to go by Corey now, as I’ve discovered more of myself I realised I am more comfortable as a feminine guy than I am a trans woman. I don’t regret anything I did to find who I really am, it was worth it every time.

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·30 Eyl

Zombie Freddie Mercury, Zombie Michael Jackson, Zombie Prince, Debbie Harry. Give the Pop Royalty another go.

Ben McDonald@Bmac0507

Can everyone stop acting like they'd be happy with any choice for the halftime show

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·30 Eyl

@evilgeckowo So, Grinder?

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🔞claire^2@evilgeckowo·30 Eyl

being a trans woman on the internet is like a free engagement farm because all of these chuds keep infiltrating my comment section

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·30 Eyl

@superd0ne It's not very effective.

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Anna@superd0ne·30 Eyl

@CruxIlluminatis Jeff... um... use hydro cannon

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·30 Eyl

@gatorgar It's the liberal equivalent of saying "I'm not racist but...."

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Gator Gar@gatorgar·29 Eyl

She says this as though it wouldn’t be a tragedy if he were killed in some other way.

Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd

ILHAN OMAR: “It is a tragedy that Charlie Kirk was killed … but there is no legacy to honor. It was a legacy filled with bigotry, hatred and white supremacy … Nancy Mace, the President, these crazy people can do whatever they want to do but I am not going to be bullied.” 🤦‍♂️

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·30 Eyl

@g0thgoblin Alberta?

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Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️@g0thgoblin·29 Eyl

people are always suprised when I cowgirl-post as if I wasn't raised in the Texas of canada

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·30 Eyl

@SandyofCthulhu Ketchup only belongs on meatloaf anyway.

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Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·29 Eyl

Super easy. I don’t want ketchup on my fish anyway. So malt vinegar.

Chef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn

Ketchup isn't available... What are you putting on this? 🤔

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·30 Eyl

@spaceshark23 It's kind of a volcano.

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Sharky (Samurai Arc)@spaceshark23·29 Eyl

@CruxIlluminatis septic tank x.com/SpaceShark24/s…

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Sharky (Samurai Arc)@spaceshark23·29 Eyl

you won't believe who I ran into at the xeno concert

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🛡🐺 Wolf of the Roses 🌹🥀@CruxIlluminatis·30 Eyl

@rogon_but_lewd @Tales_of_Dsix Been out since 09 :p It sure was uh... "Fun"

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Dragon Fucker@rogon_but_lewd·29 Eyl

@CruxIlluminatis @Tales_of_Dsix oh man a nuke in the wild... yall got it SO hard i lowkey felt bad for nukes back in the navy bruh. mad respect to yall

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Dsix@Tales_of_Dsix·28 Ağu

Come up with a random super power, next person will add a little twist to it✨😈

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@kvwviiju @Intel_Dork @CallMeK1123 @gatorgar @SandyofCthulhu @Cyb4rAnG3L @empathch4n @elonmusk