Crypto Bitch

Remember that we're not in a 4-year-cycle anymore for Bitcoin and crypto. Any and all comparisons to what happened before that might or might repeat will only be accurate with a lot of luck. It's always been difficult to predict the market, but over the past 9 years while I've been in crypto, I haven't experienced times where it's been as difficult as now. It's actually funny considering the institutional interest in Bitcoin (that's actually very predictable), but with some big holders controlling a large portion of the on-exchange supply, it's very hard to say what's gonna happen short-term. Long-term, I feel very comfortable, so just sit back, relax, and wait for the moment to come instead of gambling away your life savings on 40x leverage.

@benoowa @crypto_bitlord7 You can do all that with WBTC and others already, without giving up custody of your assets, all decentralized. You can also build primitives for staking without having smart contracts. But what would you stake for anyway?

@CryptoB33tch @crypto_bitlord7 ... why not, we all pay the gas for transactions, in that case is native btc chain so we pay in sats ..just imagine being able to stake your $BTC without giving out the castidy of your btc .. defi on btc l1 .. its revolutonary in my oppinion 🙂.. lending protocols .. juicy

Bitcoin is going to eat the competitors. Will we even need solana and ethereum after this goes live? -Ordinals used to be a thing. That was in a bear market.

@NathanAlgren12 @cn_redoracle I'm not sure I'd want to find out about that the hard way

@CryptoB33tch @cn_redoracle The entire American military is based off of handling two major conflicts at once. Thinking we can only do one is a major tactical error

@AshCrypto Load up!

BREAKING: FTX just announced its fourth distribution of $2.2 billion to creditors on March 31st. These are people who have been waiting over 3 years to get their funds back. Many of them are crypto natives who lost everything in the 2022 collapse. The question the market is asking right now. How much of this $2.2 billion gets reinvested back into crypto? Historical pattern from previous FTX distributions shows roughly 40 to 60% flows back into BTC and ETH within 30 days of distribution.

@GordonGekko The man is looking good! Who is it? 🤣

A day in the life of the most influential man in crypto (me):

@crypto_bitlord7 Just keep distracting everybody from everything

Ok so the federal government registered and created a website for aliens ? Is this an announcement of an announcement? -Nobody is ready for this 😭

@AshCrypto There was like a 99.8% probability of this priced in.

🚨BREAKING🚨 🇺🇸 Fed keeps rates UNCHANGED. Markets expected this.

@TedPillows No surprises there.

The Fed announced no rate change at FOMC meeting. All eyes on Powell speech now.

@putxiwhipped5 @cn_redoracle That's gonna be something. I really hope it never gets to a full war between US and China, that would be devastating

@CryptoB33tch @cn_redoracle I mean they can try but if you think they’re having problems dealing with drone warfare now, just wait till they have to face China.

@Vivek4real_ @grok when did she say that?

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 SENATOR LUMMIS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE CRYPTO MARKET STRUCTURE BILL IS ABOUT TO PASS SOON “WE ARE SO CLOSE THIS TIME” 🔥 TRILLIONS INCOMING

@dotkrueger Will you ship the pizza?

@Borg_Cryptos Solid plays always win in the long run

$HYPE wtf ?

@Nicoops It's really hard to make money with NFTs nowadays, so all the NFT platforms wanted to become all-purpose Web3 asset machines. UX isn't great, NFTs become even less important, and I really doubt that the token stuff actually added a lot of business.

I’m genuinely disappointed in OpenSea. They teased the users who are still here — dangling $SEA in our faces for months. After extracting ~$2B in fees during the first wave, they came back and extracted even more — this time through farming incentives. And what did that lead to? Real projects getting destroyed by predatory trading behavior — all to farm an airdrop that is now delayed with no clear answers. OpenSea had a chance to be the hero this space needed right now. Instead, they fumbled the most important bag: the users who stayed. Because let’s be real — the people still using OpenSea today are collectors. People who actually care about digital art. So why pivot away from that? Why turn the platform into: perps memecoins token gambling Why are we being shown USD portfolio breakdowns, token balances, and “value” metrics — instead of art? What was once a platform for culture now feels like a trading terminal. I tried the new OpenSea. There is nothing revolutionary about it. It’s a basic combination of features wallets like Phantom already have, mixed with the same marketplace functionality we’ve had for years. So why did this take years to build? And why is it still not available to most users? What’s worse than a bad rollout is no rollout — just endless teasing. Teasing $SEA. Teasing features. Teasing users who are still here trying to believe in this space. All while shifting the focus away from art and into farming behavior for a token that still hasn’t come. At some point, you have to stop hiding behind “we’re not ready.” In life, you’re never going to feel 100% ready. It’s never going to be the perfect time. That’s the point. Ready is not a feeling. It’s a decision. OpenSea made theirs. They chose to back down on their promises. They chose extraction over community. They chose to let people down. They made more in fees than most could ever imagine — and left the space with nothing in return. Thanks for playing, I guess.

@Borg_Cryptos Still better off keeping BTC ever since you've been calling for $35k. Up 15%

Where are people who laughed when I called the top of this Dead Cat Bounce ?

@TedPillows Oil is up 6%

$BTC crashes under $71,000.

@benoowa @crypto_bitlord7 So you wanna be spending sats on smart contract transactions?

@CryptoB33tch @crypto_bitlord7 yeah bitch 🧑‍🏭... i think its what $btc needs ...

@JoelMarquiss @TedPillows What are you saying there exactly?

@CryptoB33tch @TedPillows

Bull trap is forming as I told you a few weeks ago.

@crypto_bitlord7 Portugal

I’ll give you one free pallet of $MOLLY -Where am I sending it.

@Borg_Cryptos Why would anyone believe you after you've been posting this stuff for weeks?

🚨 $BTC BELOW 68k BEFORE THE END OF THE WEEK. Believe me.