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This guy is the funniest man alive, my friends keep sending me TikToks of him. Higher 🔥

John is everywhere🕵️‍♂️

Look at what market cap $RAAAAAH, $PENGUIN, $CITYBOY and other TikTok memes reached. Now look at the market cap of $CIA Very undervalued, higher 🫡

Animal meta all year long? I’m all for it $Quakduo @CoinMarketCap

Hi $CIA Community. I’m sure some of you know I had been running the previous community as I had received CTO. I used those fees to purchase boosts, buybacks and more and also on-boarded many of the names in the coin. The fees however and somehow, were reverted recently back to the old dev and unfortunately the current dev has decided he doesn’t want to put any of the fees back into the coin and rather just take the fees. Because of this obviously the price has dropped and when people complain in the com they get banned. I have reapplied for CTO and am currently waiting to hear back however, we have to grow this community before doing so. Once we get fees back, The plan is to use fees too 👇 - buy mobey screener pro with the tweet package for further exposure. - buyback and buy boosts like we did previously. - raid and reach back out to big names to onboard. - apply for Jupiter and Cmc listing verification. - purchase trending - X article - Reddit thread We will be updating Dex as well however we have to reach out to Dex do too a community being made already. For now, we will work to get CTO and we also have a website coming. Please share, this with the com and let everyone know. This deserves so much higher. 2tkoGDwxfhGhHQrFFMJeVKwif75yGwgoyE9WM7UDpump

100s of thousands of likes on videos that were uploaded in the last 3 days. $CIA is very viral on TikTok and also now on Instagram and X 🚀 2tkoGDwxfhGhHQrFFMJeVKwif75yGwgoyE9WM7UDpump

@AshCrypto $CIA going viral @JohnKCIA 2tkoGDwxfhGhHQrFFMJeVKwif75yGwgoyE9WM7UDpump

🚨BREAKING: President Trump will attack Iran on Monday or Tuesday, according to ex-CIA officer John Kiriakou. He is the same person who was imprisoned in 2012 for revealing CIA torture details.

@ShaykhSulaiman $CIA going viral @JohnKCIA 2tkoGDwxfhGhHQrFFMJeVKwif75yGwgoyE9WM7UDpump

Former CIA Officer John Kiriakou: “The Israeli policy is if they want to kiII you and you're in an apartment block, they'll take the entire city block out and kiII 2,000 people if they think they can get you..”

@Partisan_12 $CIA going viral @JohnKCIA 2tkoGDwxfhGhHQrFFMJeVKwif75yGwgoyE9WM7UDpump

Former CIA Officer John Kiriakou: “The Reason Donald Trump decided to bomb Iran (June 2025) was that the Israelis said for the first time, if you don't bomb Iran to take out these deep bunkers, we're going to use nuclear weapons..”

$CIA going viral on TikTok, Instagram and X 🔥 Currently the most viral ‘meme’ out there, he also acknowledges the meme. I frontran $CITYBOY at $17K MC and $RAAAAAH at $50K MC. I feel like this will be the same story. Buy now before the whole of CT and normies find out. 2tkoGDwxfhGhHQrFFMJeVKwif75yGwgoyE9WM7UDpump

$CIA @JohnKiriakou Millions of likes in the past days and it is on everyone’s FYP now. Also going viral on Instagram 🚀 Millions soon 2tkoGDwxfhGhHQrFFMJeVKwif75yGwgoyE9WM7UDpump

Literally every other video on my FYP is this man. Reminds me of the virality of $RAAAAAH and $CITYBOY $CIA $1M MC this week 🚀

@deadshotXBT @ModdedQuad @neuralink @BagsApp Great idea!

Awesome update! Your journey has been inspirational Saw you talk about making a memecoin, so here's some information regarding that: @BagsApp is a fundraising platform where you don't have to launch a coin yourself and carry the brand risk that comes with it, the community launches one for you. We speculate on the potential of your projects or updates, you perpetually claim the fees - simple as that bags.fm/fEyod6WcsURxra… You currently have over $2,000 in fees waiting there to be claimed, but as you interact with the community and start the claim process, the numbers can climb astronomically higher For Example, your friend @NeuraNova9 has claimed nearly $50,000 from her community coin. For further reference I am attaching below a video of someone that has earned over $100,000 within a span of the past two weeks. $CZARBORG has all the elements to be something similarly incredible youtube.com/watch?v=raRL4X… x.com/NeuraNova9/sta… x.com/NeuraNova9/sta… Feel free to DM me if you require more clarity or reach out to @finnbags the Founder of Bags or the following people: @Sambags12 @sincara_bags

Two-Year Update Another year has come and gone. It was filled with some of the best experiences of my life, and it only makes me look forward to year three. First—and I usually put this at the end, but I want it upfront this time—I want to say thank you to the @neuralink team, the @BarrowNeuro team, @elonmusk, and all of you for supporting me through this journey. I wouldn’t be here without each and every one of you, and I truly mean that. You’ve made this experience so fulfilling—filled with purpose, hope, and more fun than I can even begin to describe. I hope to continue working with all of you, rolling by your sides, making stupid jokes, and (hopefully) showing my appreciation along the way. It’s only been two years since I partnered up with Eve, and I’ve already realized that I wouldn’t be here if I had never had my accident—and I thank God for giving me this opportunity. I used to think my injury was the worst thing that ever happened to me. Now I know it’s actually the complete opposite. So again, thank you to everyone from the bottom of my heart. Now onto the updates! Neuralink I’ll lead with this, because I know it’s what a lot of you have on your mind: they haven’t given me a robot arm yet. I know—it’s a travesty. I don’t know how I can go on any longer. And yet, somehow, I still wake up every day, (have someone) put my pants on one leg at a time, and power my chair forward. I know it’ll come one day. If you haven’t already watched the video and read the post Neuralink put out today for the two-year update, I highly recommend it. They’re working on some really cool stuff, and I think this year is going to be one of exponential growth. So buckle up. I always do. I don’t do many sessions with the team these days, but that could be changing. Honestly, I think they’re just trying to be respectful of my time. I’ve taken on a lot of different projects and activities—something I still find hard to believe I’m even doing. As more participants join and the team gets busier, I’m more than happy to continue down this road of interviews, speaking engagements, and using the device as much as possible. And I use it a lot. Probably too much. School For those of you who don’t know, I went back to school for the first time in nearly a decade last semester. I took 22 credit hours in classes ranging from chemistry to comparative world religions. It was so much work—but I found that I’m enjoying school much more than I did last time around. Well… maybe that’s not true. Let’s just say I’m enjoying it in a much more studious way. I love learning, and being back in a classroom—cramming for exams, stressing over due dates, and using my brain to solve problems again—has been a dream come true. I always felt like I could never go back to school as a quadriplegic; the challenges just seemed too great. But with Neuralink, not only did I find a way to go back—I excelled. Straight A’s in the most credit hours I’ve ever taken felt incredibly rewarding. I had planned on continuing this semester, but I feel that God had other things in store for me. So I’m taking this semester off to focus on other priorities. That said, I don’t plan to stay away long. Either this summer or in the fall, I’ll be back. You can count on that. Work Things are going great on the business end! The last couple of weeks have been hard, to say the least—which is why I’ve been mostly off social media—but it’s all been worth it. There are so many ideas floating around in my head and so many goals I have for my business. I’m ready to put my nose to the grindstone. In fact, I’ll be leaving in two days for another speaking engagement. I won’t give it away just yet, but it’s one of the biggest platforms I’ve ever been on. I’m incredibly excited and hoping to make the most of it. I’m also in the process of booking other engagements that should keep me busy throughout the year. I’m aiming for 1–2 per month, if I can manage it. I’m finally on my way toward independence and providing for myself long-term. These next four years in the study will hopefully give me the opportunity to work, grow, and save. That’s more than I ever thought I’d be able to ask for. Miscellaneous As some of you might have seen in the @MrBeast video, Mario Kart is up and running—and it looks good. Suffice it to say, being wheelchair-bound for the last nine and a half years has only made me a better driver. I don’t play as many video games as I did at the beginning of the study, but I still play chess regularly, and I’ll hop on Steam from time to time to play other games. I still read a lot, keep up with incredible technology being created almost daily, watch more anime than I’d like to admit, spend time with friends and family, serve as a youth leader at my church, continue my second year in an ordination program, and overall just enjoy life in a way I never thought I’d be able to again. What’s Next I’m hoping to help Neuralink with a new piece of the puzzle they’ve been working on. I know it’s been in the pipeline for a while, but I have faith it’ll get off the ground sooner rather than later. As I’ve said before, I plan to keep traveling and speaking as much as possible. Being an advocate—sharing my story and what Neuralink has done for me and so many others—is a passion of mine that will never fade. I pray people continue to invite me to their events and interviews, because there are still many who have no idea this technology exists or how profoundly it can change lives. If I reach even one person every time I speak, I’ll be satisfied. I’m also looking into taking on a larger advocacy role for BCIs and disability in general. I’d like to start locally, then work my way to the state and federal levels—whatever order God lays out. I feel like I have so much to offer, and I hope doors continue to open so I can help others, whether that’s people with disabilities today or BCI users of the future. I just want to do my part. As I’ve said many times before, I plan on resurrecting my streaming days. But this time, I mean it. Scout’s honor. (And I was a Boy Scout for two weeks, so that counts.) There are also some side projects I’d like to start: a newsletter, some fun merch, more daily interaction with the community, and more live Q&As. We’ll see how heavy the workload gets and what I can realistically pull off this year. Heck—maybe I’ll even make a memecoin to finally get all the crypto bros off my back. There’s a little chum in the water for y'all. I’m also planning to work more seriously on my YouTube channel this year—really devote time to creating content. Maybe even start a podcast, interview incredible people I’m fascinated by, and talk about things I’m passionate about. It’s been on my to-do list for a long time, and year three feels like the right time. Oh—and I’m also writing a book. I’ve mentioned it before, but it’s actually happening now. I’d hoped to release it this year, but that depends on how the writing goes. I’m really excited to tell my story in long form. There are a few different books I want to write, so this is just the beginning. Finally I want to thank my family. I don’t do this nearly enough, and they deserve all the credit for getting me to this point and beyond. I could write another post just as long as this one about how much I love and appreciate them—but I’m sure they’d hate that. So instead, I’ll just say thank you. I love you all, and I hope one day to give back tenfold what you’ve given me. I think that’s about it. I’m sure I missed something, but it’ll come to me—and I’ll probably post about it later tonight or in the coming days. Let’s make year three the best one yet. – Noland and Eve

He claimed Fees BTW… First Elon Runner on @BagsApp ?? Yo @finnbags you sleeping ? fEyod6WcsURxrarWmrRi6bjPDjBF9cikpPFqto5BAGS

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Missed $COPPERINU? $BULLION 2Yu7PkFxScH428jFry9Z6dSDRs59gcC888PfDo4Tpump

Show some love here ❤️ @ModdedQuad is a great dude and I am happy to support him this way, eventually he will see us and engage ✌🏼

Hey did you see this token called $CZARBORG, it has been created in your honor to support you. It is the same concept as your fellow Neuralink user @NeuraNova9 (see quote RT). There’s already over $1,900 in fees ready for you to claim, no strings attached. bags.fm/fEyod6WcsURxra…

Happy two year anniversary🥳🥳🥳 My update will come today, as well. And I still might do a stream/Q&A later. TBD.