Crypto Jeff Gordon

What if sharks went to the beach and they were afraid that we were in the water? #pepsi @pepsi

Just found out my girlfriend is in a cult. Do I join the cult or am I single again? #pepsi @pepsi

Thought she was a communist the way she Zohr on My mdani #pepsi @pepsi

Hey @grok can I get a schematic for a “gyroscopically stabilized titty” and then while we’re at it I’m gonna need you to draft up the patent paperwork

You could probably take over the world if you knew karate good enough #pepsi @pepsi

A peacock is just a rich turkey #pepsi @pepsi

Just realized literally no T. Rex ever got to jerk off. Never happened once in the history of the whole species. Sad

Just found out @RealDeanCain is some kind of Japanese. This whole time I thought he was some kind of Mexican. Don’t act like this isn’t a surprise to you also.

Would Pussy Jesus (like the Jesus of pussy, not a lil bitch version of Jesus) be Jespus (obviously pronounced Jeez-Puss) or would it be Pussesus (puss-ee-zuss, again obviously)? #pepsi @pepsi

Rolling around in my brother’s shitbox car with busted ass exhaust smoking joints and listening to electronica from 10+ years ago. This is how thanks was meant to be given. #danksgiving #Thanksgiving #pepsi @pepsi

I got the kinda dick that’ll have a blind bitch speaking sign language in bed #pepsi @pepsi

@Ukraine @CocaCola @pepsi I’d always hoped the cola wars would de-escalate but if this is what @CocaCola wants then @CryptoGordon24 and @pepsi are ready to respond on the frontlines. @generaldynamics - can I get a Vulcan mini gun (with @pepsi logo) for the ol’ DuPont 24?

it's not about taste anymore, but about good and evil. @cocacola chose the latter. @pepsi, time for your counterattack is now

@stoolpresidente Davey Deals you open to doing a “luxury” townhome review? One night, everybody knows the rules. (We in Ann Arbor dawg)

Nothing like commemorating the beginning of one of the great moral dilemmas of our time with some Indian food and an ice cold Pepsi. #pepsi @pepsi #ColumbusDay

Eating Indian food today and I can’t help but think that if I was a Spaniard in 1492, I would’ve committed some horrible crimes against humanity for this stuff too. #ColumbusDay

@TheBootMex About 6 cartons of cigarettes

How much is "f u money" do you think?

@SoraBlissInc @sausscery @NyJones1933 Listen to the bars y’all, this man handles his pain constructively and he’s got a plan for himself. The only thing he’s going crazy on is verses. If you think he’s about to go all “poop-poopity-scoop-poop” and try to run for president while fucking Jeffrey Star... fuck outta here

@sausscery @NyJones1933 kanye 2.0

Haven’t touched my hair in 7 years. No more distractions. My next song is the most important message the world will hear this year and it ABSOLUTELY cannot be delivered with this hair the way it is. This is very sad and hard for me but I was told it had to be done.

The title of this would be a lot more accurate if it was “The 1m Chart When You’re Over-Leveraged.” #pepsi @pepsi

#rt @Myself look I know the guy drinks Diet Coke but can’t we put politics aside in these trying times and agree that nothing beats breaking quarantine to grab an ice cold bottle of your favorite cola

@BillyTacos1 @koreanjewcrypto That’s true of pretty much every lifter, but it’s a result of the bar not being loaded on top of your torso during a dead. Knees extend before hips in the video, quads moving first. I typically suggest a high speed hip extension movement to deal with this issue, like a clean pull

@CryptoGordon24 @koreanjewcrypto Appears to be quad dominant because high bar squat is quad dominant lift. Which is why form breaks down and form switches briefly to a more low bar/posterior chain focused lift. Guarantee he lifts more on deads than squat.

Calling on help from the form police here. How do I avoid doing that thing where i lean over at the end of the squat???