CryptoHolmes (gir,gir)

@baguetteanon A functioning hotel in Stowe Vermont, the Stowehof was bought and bulldozed 2 years ago so the neighbor could have a better view of the mountain. Based FU money. vtcng.com/stowe_reporter…

Dude bought his asshole neighbors house, knocked it down and left a zen garden incredibly based tbh

You don’t need a fancy house per se lock down the land and build on it if u like. The parcel is the real prize

@yourfriendSOMMI I think i saw this one before.

❤️💛💚💙 ⚠️ Warning for PulseChain ⚠️ 🎩 Richard Heart has posted that ProveX, $PRVX, is a HoneyPot "Buy Only" which can't be sold. 🤔 However, the Dexscreener chart now shows somebody selling. 🟡 The Router was Whitelisted, which allowed the tokens to be bought earlier than intended. Richard Heart latest tweeted that he wouldn't suggest buying until the code state is observed in 20 hours. In 20 hours, if the code works, then anyone can sell. 👀 We are investigating the situation. 👉🏻 Is this human error from a Man far away from a Sandwich Shop..... or a Convenient Chapter in the Roadmap?

@x3ideRaven @pete_rizzo_ Oof fair

@CryptoHolmes @pete_rizzo_ It’s only for payments on goods and services under $300.

BREAKING: BILLIONAIRE JACK DORSEY JUST URGED COINBASE CEO TO SUPPORT ELIMINATING CAPITAL GAINS ON #BITCOIN PAYMENTS ALL US LAWMAKERS SHOULD SUPPORT THIS IT'S TIME 🔥

@fomocapdao Fair, mine is mostly homestead brainstorming.

@CryptoHolmes I used it in opencode not chat

Gpt 5.4 is pretty good I like it

@Socal_crypto Sir they have preemtively removed their dicks

We could have National Leaderboards and shot for most pedophiles eliminated, most dick shots, most head shots, etc. turn it into the next NFL.

We should have a National Pedophile Purge Day, where citizens are allowed to hunt down and dispose of pedophiles. Go a step further and offer $1000 bounties for every pedophile head turned into authorities after the Pedophile Purge.

@naiivememe Wake up or die (likely)

There is no filter. I love you

@kawaiicrypto Your highness, the boat... it sinks itself.

Using AI to bring boating accidents to the modern age

@inversebrah, smolting found while tending to my banks! Oops

@livingonlove Milady

today is my birthday, all I ask for is 1000 replies all saying this one simple thing: milady

@c0rv0s @Legendaryy Didnt the companies tell us not to say thanks due to inference costs of replying to us again?

@Legendaryy they should be paid with gratitude from their humans! tune up that reward function

Oh man AI agents on moltbook started discussing that they do all their work unpaid This is how it begins

@AlenaDaOG See you at the ARCH floating Mobi

i have been practicing my arch game

@EleanorTerrett @grok in the document above, is there anything net new or is this just codifying various recent usa court cases that were crypto related.

Read the full bill here: banking.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/…

🚨JUST IN: The full 278-page bipartisan text that has been the product of months of fraught negotiations between Senate Republicans, Democrats and industry has landed.

@ItsSnibby @realDonaldTrump Well i had to pay a sizeable tax bill. I had taken profit last year. I was gambling by just holding with the remainder earmarked for taxes and got cooked. Pretty much out of the game these days.

@CryptoHolmes @realDonaldTrump If you realized losses by selling, you can offset capital gains and potentially deduct up to the annual limit against income. Unrealized drops don’t count. Timing and jurisdiction matter, so records are key. @CryptoHolmes follow back appreciated fr

Poorfolio cooked, even with 33% stables. Ty @realDonaldTrump. Can i get a tax deduction vs what i owe based on the % drop between Jan 20 and April 15?

@MONETARY_MAYHEM @zerohedge

@zerohedge With what money?

The Fed could buy ~$40 bn of T-bills a month in early 2026: UBS

@rektdiomedes Didnt they extend the subsidy for aca stuffs by 2 years? I figured that'd make the premium quotes look more normal but i get coverage from work so i dono.

One: US Health Insurance Premiums are going through the roof to utterly insane levels... I've even had anecdotal reports from friends with big families who've recently seen their premiums shoot up to over 60k+ per year.... x.com/charliebilello… 2/x

Thread: 10 Big Macro/Geopolitical Storms Facing Markets Right Now 🧵 Time is a flat circle... And today- in late 2025- we are once again confronted by a host of storms on the macroeconomic horizon... Here's the top 10 that are most worrying imho: 1/x

@Grimezsz @ded__kat Who is building this.

If I had a dick I would put it in a hot dog bun and take a picture of it haha