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@Polygun_ alpha bot!

🚨INSANE: This Polymarket trading bot has a 3.6% win rate but is still profitable... They have over 55k predictions. What do they know?

@LunarResearcher alpha

My girlfriend asked why I've been staring at weather forecasts for 3 weeks straight "You're not even a meteorologist. What are you doing?" I showed her my Polymarket balance $300 → $9,580 She hasn't called it "nonsense" since Polymarket prices contracts the same way Claude prices words - softmax. The exact same function I gave Claude two formulas and 50 live contracts: f* = (p·b − q) / b P(H|E) = P(E|H)·P(H) / P(E) The bot doesn't watch news. It watches numbers. NOAA says 87% chance of rain, market says 71% - that's a 16-cent gap. It buys I'm use for copytrade bots: t.me/PolyGunSniperB… No opinions. No gut feeling. Just the spread It checks every hour. Most hours it does nothing. 46 out of 50 contracts get one word: SKIP When it finds a gap over 5% - Kelly sizes the position, enters, and walks away One contract sat at 0.34 for two days while the formula kept returning 0.52. Nobody noticed. The bot waited. Resolved YES 74.2% win rate. Wrong 26% of the time. Doesn't matter - Kelly makes sure the wins always outweigh the losses 87% of Polymarket wallets lose money against this kind of math. Not because they're dumb. Because they trade on feelings and the formula doesn't have any The code fits in one file. The formulas are on Wikipedia 647 trades. It still hasn't stopped My girlfriend still thinks I'm "doing something weird with the weather" The bot made $47 while she was saying that

@Polygun_ Alcaraz is that you?

🚨INSIDER: Polymarket trader on tennis markets has a 95% win rate across 305 predictions What do they know?

@AcidRainbowHalo i like this strategy 🔥

Dropping $1000 on Polymarket today buys 10,000 shares of 1 of these 31 teams to win the whole NCAA tournament (0.1¢ ea) If lightning strikes and one wins… millionaire status unlocked. March Madness loves a Cinderella story. You in? 🎲 t.me/PolyGunSniperB…

@0x_abu @Polygun_ agreed but i’m copy trading 8 wallets and it runs while i sleep there’s not a right or wrong way just feel this way i don’t have to do the clicking myself

@CryptoJ @Polygun_ I also have Jupiter to farm from.

@Polygun_ juicy daily gains

🚨JUST IN: High frequency trading bot built by Claude makes $6,204 DAILY trading Bitcoin on Polymarket Does AI need to be stopped?

@AIexey_Stark @PolymarketTrade @Polymarket deff team 👀

New suspicions wallet detected on Polymarket > created yesterday > opened 4 large positions > $285,6k positions value > will disappear forever after the tge potential backpack team member just loaded $210,000 on FDV > $200M he also bought 81,615 Yes shares that FDV will be > $300M track this wallet via @Polygun_ t.me/PolyGunSniperB… gambler or a team member? that’s the question

@Polygun_ let’s goooo!

We're hiring someone who is: - chronically online - in touch with the news - monitoring the situation - interested in simulating DM us 📩

@poly_data math is mathing

To make $10,000 on Polymarket You only need: 1 $100 position you buy at 1¢ 2 $100 positions you buy at 2¢ 4 $100 positions you buy at 4¢ 5 $100 positions you buy at 5¢ 10 $100 positions you buy at 10¢ 20 $100 positions you buy at 20¢

@Polygun_ when insiding goes wrong

🚨BREAKING: Iran's new leader, Mojtaba Khamenei EXPOSED for losing $800,000 on Polymarket They have a 40% win rate overall 🤣

@SpiritSigma @The__Solstice yes and yes

@The__Solstice ahhhhhh ok so this isn't for tokens and stuff! (im actually retarded) Does the bot make a wallet for you inside of telegram? Can i fund it with $SOL and what not?

I’ve got 100 links to polygun who wants Notis on it will be the next post This thing prints money

@Polygun_ 80k a month is juicy

🚨INSANE: This Claude bot makes $19,700 EVERY WEEK trading the 5 min markets on Polymarket They have over 25,000 predictions.

@ThePredictDesk Tucker stock way up

TUCKER ON THE RISE? >Referred to DOJ over Iranian contacts >Odds for the GOP nomination have TRIPLED >Loudest critic of Israel from the US right-wing Will Tucker go for the GOP nomination in 28? Trade this market ->t.me/PolyGunSniperB…

@poly_data my favorite tool

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@kimKBaltimore @RealCandaceO 911 id like to report a homicide

1) This not a video of my lawyer. 2) I didn’t violate anything, but you just did. 3) This doesn’t verify any of your bullshit. Like I said, the case was dismissed. 4) I can pronounce the word anecdote. 5) If what you claimed was true I would be in federal prison. 6) I will forward this post to my lawyer. 7) I feel bad for your 4 children being raised by nannies.

I realize people are not taking me seriously enough when I say that I am not the same person after Charlie’s death. I will not suffer fools, I will not suffer liars, and I will not suffer dishonorable strippers. Attached please find the once-confidential agreement between me and Kim Klacik, before she violated that agreement by lying about our court case. I would like to draw your attention specifically to contract term 3— clause which prevented me from ordering a transcript of the deposition which was interrupted when Kim Klacik began hysterically crying and folded. The subsequent exhibits will demonstrate why. We were in contact with fellow strippers as well as conversations with drug dealers discussing Kim Klacik’s alleged usage. Kim Klacik’s stage name was September. In the coming days her colleagues, (who are infinitely more honest than her), will be speaking out with more undeniable information about who @kimKBaltimore actually is. You will note that Kim Klacik was allegedly ordering a “pick me up” during the time that she was campaigning to clean up the streets of Baltimore. Kim folded in her deposition because we asked her about her dealer. This is exactly what happened. I do not lie because I do not need to lie. Enjoy your evening reading. 🧵 Part 1

@kimKBaltimore @RealCandaceO you know you’re down bad when you gotta name call & insult HUGE L, September

@RealCandaceO I’m sure my lawyers would love for you to do that. Thank you, yeast infected gutter bitch. I guess since your attack on Erika flopped you need others to fight. Also, don’t forget to drop the info on your charges. You keep forgetting to tell people you have an arrest record.

@kimKBaltimore @RealCandaceO RIP SEPTEMBER

@_Apex_Trades_ deff farming this! gonna be huge

Just got off the phone with someone pretty high up at Polymarket. The $POLY airdrop is coming Q3. If this plays out the way I’m hearing, it could be the biggest airdrop the space has ever seen. Whether you like sports, geopolitics, or crypto, there’s a market for everyone. Polymarket volume is exploding, and the wallets that stay consistently active across markets are the ones most likely to benefit from the airdrop. I haven’t touched meme coins for weeks. The meta is shifting to prediction markets for a reason. The easiest way I’ve found to farm it is using Polygun. It automates prediction market trades with their copy trade feature, so your wallet stays active across multiple markets while you sleep instead of manually clicking around all day. If you’re already trading on Polymarket, this is kind of a no brainer. I’m running it on a few wallets now. If you want to farm the potential $POLY airdrop with me, you can use this: t.me/PolyGunSniperB…

@Polygun_ copytrade activated

🚨This Google INSIDER makes $2,609 EVERY DAY trading popular searches on Polymarket They have a 100% win rate. Copy trade on PolyGun.