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@RealRossU thats a good thing i think.

Had a vivid dream early this morning. I was sent back to prison on some technicality. It felt so real that when I woke up, I really thought I was in a cell. Then the truth hit me. I was next to my wife in our big comfy bed. Freedom washed over me all over again.

@ZssBecker enough of your shit!

Nice job selling at $60k during highest overselling and max fear readings in crypto history RIGHT before the biggest bull run in crypto history. You biblical fucking retard.

If you don't know, now you know.

🚨 BREAKING THE FED WILL INJECT $8.3 BILLION TOMORROW AT 9:00 AM ET. THIS IS THE FIRST PART OF THE $55 BILLION QE PROGRAM. GIGA BULLISH FOR MARKETS!

@Cointelegraph i know the feeling.

🚨 INSIGHT: Vitalik says Ethereum needs a cleanup or the bloat breaks it.

@virtualbacon yeah alot i think i need to get a new chair.

How often are you adjusting positions lately?

$wif to warp 9. Make it so.

@jasonpizzino @virtualbacon because the balloon must stay filled!

@virtualbacon Why is the printer coming if the U.S. stock Markets are all within striking distance of all-time highs, metals at all-time highs, and real estate at all-time highs?

Same shit, different cycle. 🥱 BTC.

🚨 UPDATE: BlackRock spot Ethereum ETFs bought 57,110 $ETH worth $262.6M on Aug. 27.

Japan is using piezoelectric floor tiles in busy areas like Shibuya and Tokyo Stations to convert footsteps into clean electricity

JUST IN: $4,100 $ETH

🇺🇸 ETF FLOWS: Around $196.2M of $BTC were sold and $73.3M of $ETH were bought on Aug. 5.

🚨 UPDATE: Nearly $1 billion worth of Ethereum shorts will be liquidated if $ETH hits $4,000.

🔥 BULLISH: Google searches for “altcoins” just hit their highest level since 2021.

On July 30, 2025, we celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Ethereum mainnet @ethereum. ​Ten years ago on this very day, the first block was successfully mined, marking the birth of an open, decentralized network built through global collaboration. ​A decade later, we’re still building. — Ten Years On, The Building Goes On. ​To commemorate this historic milestone, the Ethereum Foundation (EF) @ethereumfndn has launched a global initiative, inviting communities and organizations around the world to celebrate and document the moment in their own unique ways. At Imperial College London, the Imperial Blockchain Society will be hosting a warm, casual meetup on 30th of July, from 2:00–6:00 PM to honor this occasion. ​We hope to reconnect with those who have been deeply involved in the Ethereum ecosystem, share stories of the past decade, and plant seeds for the next ten years. Together, we’ll also tune in to the official global livestream and countdown to this new era — one block at a time. 🔗Sign up here: lu.ma/8ejysqky 🗓️Time: 30th of July, 2PM - 6PM 📍Location: Imperial College London (exact room details in Luma) #ETH #ethereum10 #Web3 #Blockchain

JUST IN: BlackRock files to add staking to its Ethereum ETF.

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