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Auggie The Serenading Psychic (🚰❤️🔥♣️)
@CryptoMuse01
Founder, Silver Umbrella Venture Connecting Rural Africa To The Future
Katılım Eylül 2021
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It is a bit disturbing to realize that 'development' to most Africans means skyscrapers, treeless, brutal, skylines, government metering everything from power to water.
Because our minds have been poisoned, our definitions of success are not ours.
African, know thyself!
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Or maybe it is what it actually is:
And they're just stupid.
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To save yourself from facing the stark reality that the world is dark.
It's like singing loudly in the dark to mask your fear after a nasty horror movie
These people have chosen the other basest kind of interaction with knowledge perhaps because to know too much is to die.
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These people no know wetin dey sup for this world.
Maybe if someone sang it nursery rhyme style, maybe they'd get it then.
Or maybe this blatant display of laissez-faire and ignorance is a psychological defense mechanism.
Pretend to be so ignorant to save yourself
Alabi@the_Lawrenz
Rain fit dey fall 7 days nonstop and this guy go blame CIA for altering Nigeria’s climate.
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It's better to fix Nigeria at all costs, than to go abroad and experience the nonsense in the comments of this post.
Please, e jo, let's fix our continent.
The ignominy of being suspects by default, being told one doesn't belong is too much.
HilaryOmoni@HilarySpeaksOut
It is with an extreme heavy heart that I have come to the decision to share this information. Yesterday, on the 25/05/2026, my 12‑year‑old son was stopped, handcuffed, and searched by a Kent Police officer in Sevenoaks after briefly touching and playing with a loose stop sign.
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Since it’s “egg season”… here’s a whole basket 🥚
A 17-year-old male was rushed to the emergency department with acute onset severe scrotal pain and swelling lasting 18 hours. Emergency surgery was performed for suspected testicular torsion and was successfully managed with detorsion.
However, what was found intraoperatively was far more unexpected than anticipated.
Both testes were indeed torsed, but there were also simply too many of them. Bilaterally. Instead of one testis on each side, the patient had a double set. One of the left-sided testes was somewhat atrophic and abnormal, but still an unexpected “bonus.” A true “embarrassment of riches.”
What would you call this intraoperative finding?👀
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@whothefucked @Osi_Suave Or don't have mugs and TVs
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I broke a mug yesterday in my kitchen and I just swept it up and kept it moving.
And I wonder why our parents made so much fuss about breaking things when we were growing up.
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Try breaking one mug every week or so.
Then climb the TV & break it.
Put scissors to your sofa, tear it.
Write on your car with a nail.
Spill water on the tiles, slip and fall.
Fix all these things and keep it moving.
Repeat it every week.
Or picture it x 2 children.
Cinderella Man@Osi_Suave
I broke a mug yesterday in my kitchen and I just swept it up and kept it moving. And I wonder why our parents made so much fuss about breaking things when we were growing up.
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@KaberiaCommoner This trope is dangerous!
Your inability to correctly link cause and effect looks disturbingly intentional.
Singling out corruption as the cause of African 'underdevelopment' is like blaming truancy as the reason a child from a disturbed background is failing at school.
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@nnamdiobiii I've said it b4 that our people's minds have been so tampered with that anything with a plot more complx than Baby Shark automatically triggers incredulity, denial or misplaced mirth.
They either say it's a lie or make jokes with it.
It's a defense mechanism against cogitation
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Anything Nigerians don't understand, they call conspiracy theory.
They don't take time to understand context.
They will never attempt to read.
They will reject every form of evidence.
To change Nigeria go hard o
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I flew from Tanzania and landed at Arlanda International Airport, then took a train 🚅 to Falun, Sweden, to pursue a Master's Degree in African Studies at Dalarna University… I learned more about Africa from a Western perspective, and one thing I can tell you: this book will mislead you. It's a dead book.
The main problem with African development is not colonisation; the main issue is what happens after colonisation and the incompetence of African leaders with no vision, who fall into foolish political ideologies and alliances instead of focusing on building their countries, a case study of Singapore under Lee Kuan Yew.
It's not a must-read book. The only advice I have for any African youth is to use their smartphones and laptops to study how Lee managed to develop Singapore from rice paddies into a wealthy nation.
Chi@__Poisonivyyy
A must read
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@DavidHundeyin They hate that Africans are starting to wake up & they just want to aggressively push narratives that will engender self hate & self harm.
There's strong evidence that it's one of the reasons why Elon bought Twitter: to have the power to push damaging ideas on emergent schools..
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Stop paying attention to that lady.
She works for foreign intelligence. Despite her cover story being the alleged owner of some vague business in Senegal that nobody has ever heard of, she's on first name terms with every major tech CEO and defense contractor in America, and she's married to one of those weird Libertarian culture war finance bros. Also she has lived and worked in Israel. She's not ignorant or stupid - she's dangerous.
Stop arguing with dangerous people whose clear and obvious mission is ideological subversion. Block and shun aggressively!
Dwayne Wong@DOmowale
In his book, Walter Rodney pointed out that colonialism deliberately restricted local trade and industry in Africa. To suggest that Walter Rodney was wrong while blaming Africa's poverty on the very policies which he wrote about just exposes the fact that Magatte Wade never actually read "How Europe Underdeveloped Africa".
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@aonanuga1956 Count with me to 11 million:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 17, 71, 1,248,902, 4,173,775, 5,372,293, 10,237,934, 11,000,000
11 million no far, na you dey count like normal person.
Do you want to count to 11 million in 7 seconds?
Get an APC counter.
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The making of President Tinubu’s almost 11 million votes in the 2027 APC presidential primaries
1. Lagos: 814,988
2. Adamawa: 644,149
3. Kaduna: 618,914
4. Imo: 582,960
5. Kano: 500,852
6. Katsina: 467,003
7. Gombe: 450,517
8. Borno: 414,988
9. Delta: 407,646
10. Akwa Ibom: 389,197
11. Enugu: 383,382
12. Benue: 374,787
13. Plateau: 241,720
14. Bayelsa: 227,192
15. Ebonyi: 207,579
16. Jigawa: 206,520
17. Kogi: 197,370
18. Taraba: 183,698
19. Ondo: 181,996
20. Niger: 175,487
21. Abia: 161,005
22. Bauchi: 156,541
23. Ogun: 322,485
24. Zamfara: 321,579
25. Kwara: 310,990
26. Sokoto: 301,000
27. Kebbi: 292,972
28. Nasarawa: 285,436
29. Rivers: 280,082
30. Yobe: 253,804
31. Cross River: 113,911
32. Edo: 121,098
33. Oyo: 142,754
34. Osun: 100,888
35. Ekiti: 85,340
36. Anambra: 43,034
37. FCT: 36,103
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@Israel70492823 Who told you he can't read.
Let me tell you something:
The narrative is more powerful than the fact/truth.
All these wicked people want is to create a narrative strong enough to compete with reality
It doesn't have to be true; it just has to tug at the right emotional strings
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This is why comprehension is emphasized in English language studies in secondary schools.
How can a man as old as this make a fool of himself simply because he could not read and understand a passage?
You will be surprised to realize that this poster is a Nigerian graduate.
Omo Ologo 🇳🇬🇨🇦@Omoologo2027
2007 America's justice department nigeria's election report Gringory obi name featured in the rigging documentation
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@n6oflife6 @OmoShonubi99 For context:
A plot of land in Eko Atlantic City costs btw $1.3M - $2.6M, & a 1 bedroom aprt. costs about ₦20M - ₦30M/yr.
These prices rival some of the most expensive neighbourhoods & properties in Europe.
So he just changed countries but the conditions remained the same.
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A Nigeria billionaire who supports the current Disasters in AsoRock went on Holiday Abroad and rode his Bike in a Regular Part of the city. Nigerian Youth dragged him for never riding a Bike back home. His reply was to return to Lagos & ride his Bicycle in Eko Atlantic. 🤣🤣😭
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@Thazhigilla_ There's nothing to be sorry about.
If they're Christian, they most likely do not follow Jesus' teachings.
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@CryptoMuse01 I am sorry chief but there are still fellowship that emulate christ teachings...pray for divine guidance
It is well
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What made you stop going to church completely?
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@Mademoiselle_Pe @Thazhigilla_ You: Jesus didn't tell people who he is
Me: provides almost 12 texts to the contrary
You: gaslighting and kjshyegehhe wbktr vhehs
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@CryptoMuse01 @Thazhigilla_ Lol you ask AI to draft a list of scriptures but you couldn't read a few of it to see what is written? I am not even judging or saying you should not leave the church, but when you do, there should be a genuine reason and a place that still builds you.
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@liquidatorXz @DavidHundeyin Talo fe do David bayii nitori Oloun?
How much did I miss?
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Straight to the chase, no preamble huh? Didn't even offer to buy me a drink first 😭
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