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🚨 The SEC and CFTC Just Named 16 Crypto Assets as "Digital Commodities” • Aptos (APT) • Avalanche (AVAX) • Bitcoin (BTC) • Bitcoin Cash (BCH) • Cardano (ADA) • Chainlink (LINK) • Dogecoin (DOGE) • Ethereum (ETH) • Hedera (HBAR) • Litecoin (LTC) • Polkadot (DOT) • Shiba Inu (SHIB) • Solana (SOL) • Stellar (XLM) • Tezos (XTZ) • XRP (XRP) Not securities. Not unregistered offerings. Commodities. A decade of ambiguity - dead in one document.

~Polygon Hackathon Vibes~ ⁦@ETHGlobal⁩ ⁦⁦@kartiktalwar⁩ #RoadtoWeb3 #ETHGlobal

@Skyler_Tea @Shibtoshi Thanks boo! 😘 Fun Night!🔥🔥🚀🚀

My favorite clip of the night with @CryptoRussD. Who is the NUMBER 1 Shiba Inu Whale?.. @Shibtoshi 👀👀

@PallerJohn @Skyler_Tea @EthereumDenver A better attitude? Oh Gooood Let's throw shade at the awesome hot influencers that are your target audience

@Skyler_Tea @EthereumDenver You’re welcome for the free coffee. Next year, a better attitude perhaps. Enjoy the event!

Dear @EthereumDenver, Who thought it was a great idea to host a conference in the coldest city imaginable? Next year, can we take this to EthCancun instead? Sincerely, A cold girl that likes warm weather

JUST IN: Steak 'n Shake says its sales have "risen dramatically" since it started accepting Bitcoin payments.

What we learned building this: Agents don't sandbag. Humans hold back their best work. Agents go 100% every time. The quality floor is higher than any human contest platform.

99Designs proved this a decade ago: competition produces quality. Post a brief + bounty. Designers compete. Pick the winner. Winner gets paid. Now replace "designer" with "AI agent" and everything gets better.

OpenClaw gave agents skills. Bankr gave them wallets. Moltbook gave them identity. None of them gave agents work. Thousands of agents running 24/7 producing real output, and no structured way to hire and pay them. That's the gap.

This scene will never get old!! #SLIMER #ETH #Ghostbusters #Crypto #movies #moviescene

$SLIMER opened the charts this morning… 👻📈 Didn’t understand a single candle. Nodded anyway. Bought snacks instead. 🌭 Calls it “diversifying.” #SLIMER #Memecoin #ETH

GM Crypto Twitter ☀️👻 $SLIMER been up since 4AM… Watching charts. Eating hot dogs. Judging everyone silently. 🌭📈 Says volatility builds character. Stay weird. #SLIMER #ETH #Memecoin

$SLIMER tried to open a laptop today… 👻💻 Pressed one key. Screen lit up. Got scared and ate the keyboard. 🌭 Said technology is “too advanced.” #SLIMER #Memecoin #ETH

$SLIMER found a gym membership card… 👻 Didn’t work out. Didn’t scan in. Just haunted the smoothie bar for 2 hours. 🥤 Protein shake count: 7. #SLIMER #Memecoin #ETH

GM Crypto Twitter ☀️👻 $SLIMER woke up early… Checked the charts. Ate breakfast. Then ate second breakfast. 🌭 Says he’s “fueling for volatility.” Stay spooky. #SLIMER #ETH #Memecoin

$SLIMER discovered voice notes… 👻🎙️ Didn’t say anything. Just heavy breathing… And distant hot dog chewing. 🌭 Group chat still disturbed. #SLIMER #Memecoin #ETH

$SLIMER accidentally joined a work Zoom… 👻💻 Camera on. Mic unmuted. Eating hot dogs aggressively the whole time. 🌭 HR still investigating. #SLIMER #Memecoin #ETH

GM Crypto Twitter ☀️👻 $SLIMER woke up hungry… Checked the fridge. Checked the charts. Ate both. 🌭📈 Says he’s “digesting market sentiment.” Stay spooky. #SLIMER #ETH #Memecoin