Ryder

The year is 2029 You wake up and see your government issued daily groceries arrive by way of a Palantir/Amazon/TSLA neighborhood drone. You open it, take your low grade THC capsules and mix your instant coffee. Donald Trump is still president. He didn't run, but people forgot to vote so he's just still there. You turn on your computer and send a few government approved tiktoks to colleagues after having your AI complete your daily rounds of emails. You head to the RFK gym after work where you hit the Epstein machine for a solid 45 minutes before a quick steam. You pick up some chipotle on the way home. After a solid diner you put on your Meta night goggles and suit, virtually fuck your wife. Pass out. Your semen is collected and sold to the Chinese. Life is good.

@DipWheeler @DancingEddie_ Coulda been butthole coded

@DancingEddie_ how many of them did you drill in the ass? only number that really matters.

re: nyc dating scene > spent last week in miami, > women are 2-3x more approachable in miami > I’ve had more women approach me (in one week(!)) than the last 2 years in nyc >> + all approaches were by very cute girls

@blockgraze He’s gotta be trolling at this point

I fucking hate this guy

@Twankee1 @robertwrighter I don’t support any, just laughing at the circus. Taking sides is futile

@CryptoRyder_ @robertwrighter It's all both sides of the same coin lmaol people think this matters. Enjoy supporting communist

Does Trump really not grasp that (1) There's 0% chance Iran will open the strait in response to this threat; (2) There's 100% chance that if he follows through on his threat Iran will try to escalate along the same dimension? This man is getting scarier and scarier.

@Twankee1 @robertwrighter Enjoy the midterms!

@CryptoRyder_ @robertwrighter Cry more goy

@Ally_Sammarco Maybe cut out the Starbucks? Oh and the missiles, planes, and boats in the Persian gulf.

How is anyone supposed to buy a home at this point

@yacineMTB Give one example

As someone who read Twitter's code base all the way through, including commits and random team design docs. Elon buying twitter actually saved the western world. You guys have no idea the kinds of shit that extreme ideologues were cooking up

ICE patrolling and enforcing domestic travel is not a good thing for your rights or autonomy By the time most people do realize this it will be too late

@EdKrassen Wild the ozempy cut the weight but made her uglier and dumber?

Former Trump Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says Trump can do and say whatever he wants in his second term, and his team will do whatever he asks them to do. “Things that we could have never gotten away with saying or responding with, are like the regular from the second term, and frankly I’m glad."

@RealJamesWoods @AGPamBondi Maybe we get the pedos out of office first

The last cabal of conspirators against a sitting American President were hanged together on a single gallows. The statement was clear: you act together in treason, you shall die together in ignominy. @AGPamBondi, you have a current referral regarding RussiaGate. America waits.

@mishtal After witnessing genocide in Gaza it’s clear that condemnations from human rights groups mean nothing

This is what remains of a Kindergarten in Rishon LeZion are an Iranian ballistic missile attack today. Expect absolutely no media coverage whatsoever - and no angry condemnations from "human rights groups".

@CMartins0100 @Mio_Mind You’ve clearly never worked with euros

@CryptoRyder_ @Mio_Mind Sure pal. Nice delusional dream

We now have Indian guys telling Europeans they don’t have tech and we suck. Unbelievable. Totally delusional. Everybody loves hating Europe. Actually not a bad position to be in.

@Twankee1 @robertwrighter To assume that one can be impacted without the other is shortsighted.

@CryptoRyder_ @robertwrighter He wants the entire middle east destabilized and setback for a decade and it's working

@PressSec You’re burning cash for a regime change war every day. Quite the partisan bullshit, Karen. Nobody is falling for it anymore

Democrats in Congress are intentionally inflicting this pain on American travelers and federal workers by keeping the Department of Homeland Security shutdown. It’s awful and indefensible.

@MattWalshBlog This argument falls on deaf ears while the other side tries to justify lighting billions of dollars a day on fire in another endless foreign war No party has the right to virtue signal at the moment

This TSA catastrophe is the Democrat Party in a nutshell. They are directly causing immense hardship for American citizens, all for the sake of foreign invaders who don’t belong in this country. This is their Foreigners First ideology perfectly illustrated.

starts with P and we all love it

@MarshaBlackburn How is domestic travel at all related to immigration and customs? ICE was not created to be the henchmen for the exec branch This is the problem with idolizing the impulsive. There is zero second order thinking in congress anymore

President Trump has every right to send ICE agents to airports since Democrats are refusing to do their job and reopen DHS. Our homeland security is not a bargaining chip.

@Ostrov_A Have you seen what the Zios did to Gaza?

Iran is not even indiscriminately firing at Israel. They are intentionally firing at entire civilian population areas, including residential homes, kindergartens and hospitals. Each of these missiles and cluster bombs is a WAR CRIME!

@Amy_Siskind Declare victory again (do this 3 times a day to avoid blindness)

What happens in 48 hours when they don’t reopen the strait?

@uTobian Based on their self reported polls, MAGA voters 100% approve of Trump Meanwhile save America act is stuck They will claim massive fraud and use it as a way to undermine 2028 Midterm pain for long term authoritarianism

Why is the White House intentionally trying to lose the midterm elections?