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WORLD BEE DAY 🐝

People asked what’s the worst style of tennis, It’s servebotting. Servebotting literally takes the basic point of tennis that is 2 players back and forth over the net. I really feel for people who pay 100s of dollars to witness a 7ft dude do this..

My little brother was singled out and bullied by his female teachers because he would bounce up and down when he got excited. We used to call him Tigger. He was a single digit age and they would scream at him and insult him for hopping in place in anticipation of recess or something. It was hardly even moving, imagine bouncing your leg up and down when you feel antsy. He did it with both. They took away his recesses. They wouldn't let him go outside. They took him off the soccer team, his greatest joy in the world. They made him feel like a piece of shit. He couldn't help himself and it stressed him out so much he just started having tantrums in the morning and refused to ever go to school again. The teachers held meetings where they determined amongst themselves that they had done nothing wrong. That my little brother, whose crime was that he felt so much excitement that he couldn't contain himself, needed to be medicated. They brought in some experts who agreed and convinced my mom to start giving my brother anti-anxiety medication at like 10 years old. The life faded out of his eyes. He was never been the same. The tantrums never stopped. He never even graduated school. I hate every single one of them.

On-brain inference is the new meta It’s literally fine and ok to let OpenAI access your underlying untapped brain processing power while you sleep to earn worldcoins

It takes warehouses full of servers to mimic what the human brain does with a grapefruit-sized ball of organic material. This basically guarantees that Homunculus-based computation is the future.

McDonald’s CEO is playing 10D chess. Sets the bar low with Big Arch review. Comes back talking “beef notes” and “‘mouth feel” on McChicken Big Mac. Turns out he’s a Harvard MBA and latest IG post is about how he’s been asking Gemini to pitch new product ideas and it suggested McRib Nuggets (!!!) and more Korean sauces. Now, McDonald’s stock has an AI narrative and we all know about it because of the viral attention his Big Arch stunt has created. We all been played like a fiddle. Respect.