Nathan Barley

@10DowningStreet @DominicRaab @PHE_uk Why gaslight us about saving lives when continuing to increase NHS capacity allows you to deal with a bigger second peak? You're chatting on about avoiding it at all costs while you prepare for it behind the scenes. What masks are you buying us for this mad experiment?

@BThroughParty @RosieDuffield1 I've not forgotten this. ⏳

@BThroughParty @RosieDuffield1 Ahh, she's laughing now, let's see if she finds it funny come the next GE. After blocking me today for a joke, I decided I'll donate to a credible candidate standing against her. Hence the follow. Hmu nearer the time and we'll sort something out.

🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 🟠 The Breakthrough Party will be standing in Canterbury at the next General Election.

@Keir_Starmer Ffs, you're chatting on about summer when we knew in January what we were facing? Oh, that's right, Ashworth missed it too, so you can't call the Government out on it. Can you even see how bad you are at all this? Saying Boris is unfit for office, what about you Captain?

We all want to unlock on 21 June but the single biggest threat to that is the Government’s incompetence. theguardian.com/politics/2021/…

@thetimes I mean shit bruv, how many have died because you wanted to save £50 per benefit claim? If you gave us the option most people would agree to pay you £100 over the year to avoid the risk of being killed by UC.

@thetimes No, psychopaths already have a bad name, and they employed Dom to improve their image. They just don't like him because he tells them things they don't want to hear, such as the Tories not caring about the poor or the NHS, which he said after they'd killed 100k+ with austerity.

Boris Johnson is privately relieved that Dominic Cummings’ hearing is over. But last Wednesday was just the beginning, according to allies Much of Cummings’ most powerful evidence — emails, text messages and WhatsApp messages — is still held in reserve #Echobox=1622286176" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.co.uk/article/johnso…

@Keir_Starmer Mind you, why would there be any change when Britain is already the best place to receive a fat salary for being a tin-eared politician...

@Keir_Starmer Same old shit. Jobs jobs jobs. Some of us can't work anymore, what do you propose for us? Oh that's right, keep us on £94/w that even Hancock & Johnson admit isn't enough to live on. What about child poverty? Oh, you want to cut it by ⅓, how generous of you.

Inequality and discrimination at work are not inevitable. As we emerge from the pandemic we must change our economy and make Britain the best place to work. theguardian.com/money/2021/may…

@Keir_Starmer @MarkDrakeford @hannahblythyn @acdunbobbin First time eh? Well you could have talked with us on Zoom, but you were too busy giving speeches about listening in an echo chamber. Council tax seems to be... different in Wales. You gonna try those differences over here big man, or will the grift continue for the foreseeable?

For the first time since I became Labour leader, I got to sit down and talk with party members in person. I was in Flint with @MarkDrakeford where members spoke about their community and how we can win the next General Election - to bring about the change our country needs.

@jeremycorbyn @BorisJohnson Yeah, he's not gonna do that. It'll be all about his dog and his wallpaper, check out my £3k rattan drum table. They'll order some expensive scran, get wasted on Petrus and throw up in a gold plated bin.

Today @BorisJohnson will receive Hungary's former president Viktor Orbán. Johnson must challenge Orbán on his government's Holocaust revisionism, antisemitism & Islamophobia, and physical abuse of detained refugees.

@Keir_Starmer True, but look on the bright side though mate, if this shit hadn't happened you'd probably be 40 points down in the polls.

Utterly reckless. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@georgegalloway People can get all that from the Tories, George, you should join them. What's your policy on bananas and Nutella in schools?

We are the ghost of Labour’s past. We stand for the working people. No “wokery” here. We believe in the British people whatever colour they are however they pray or don’t. We are not liberals. We are economically radical and socially conservative. What a party of Labour should be

@georgegalloway @WorkersPartyGB

The message is loud and clear - if you want to see the back of Sir Keir Starmer, George is your man. Pledge your support here: gofundme.com/batley-spen-by… #BatleyAndSpenByElection @WorkersPartyGB

@guardian If my GP has been told they must offer face-to-face appointments they ain't doing it. Got some bullshit online self-service shit going on, and when you use it the receptionists just fob you off via text. Might as well not have a doctor for all the good it does.

Staff at UK GP surgeries facing abuse and ‘tsunami of demand’ #Echobox=1622179182" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/society/2021/m…

@lisanandy @JoStevensLabour Aye, Cap'n Nandy. Tis not by chance Johnson looks like the wreck of the Hesperus but rather the maelstroms he sails into. “Top-heavy was the ship as a dinnerless student with all Aristotle in his head.” I fear we're doomed Captain, doomed I say!

No. 10 now rowing back on the decision to roll out the red carpet to Viktor Orban. Turns out when you have no moral anchor, you end up adrift. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

@MattHancock You dropped this chief.

I am proud of everyone in my department, all those working in healthcare & in public health, the Armed Forces, the volunteers, colleagues across this House & most of all, the British people. We have come together as one nation & we will overcome.

@paulbristow79 As opposed to Boris, the ex-journalist who thought he was both Superman and the Mayor from Jaws, but got knocked out by an invisible assailant while trying to squash a sombrero... When El Guapo's quite finished with his plethora of policies, do let us know.

The Joint Select Committee are looking at lessons to be learnt from the pandemic. Evidence yesterday from Mr Cummings was ‘headline grabbing’ and relevant on preparedness - but sullied by ludicrous analogies, an infantile world view of heroes & villains, and bitterness.

@randomsunrises Not been following you for long but it becomes more apparent each day that these people are fuckin arseholes. I'd look into getting a security key for your online accounts if scumbags are trying to hack you.

So #marvingaye ‘s prescient album #whatsgoingon is 50 years old today. Yesterday I found out brilliant young singer #tertiamay (even rhymes) shared a love of Marvin so, on our very first meeting at my studio, I hastily built up a backing track and we just flowed over the top...

@LynAldenContact I reckon they do understand it, and choose to make it out to be the bad guy to divert attention from things that do more damage. Almost none of the climate scientists I follow mention bitcoin at all.

Here in 2021, bitcoin consumes a small fraction of one percent of global energy consumption. Most folks don't understand the nuances, and thus don't calculate or project it properly. newsweek.com/bitcoin-mining…

@justinmadders @lynbrownmp

Travel but don’t travel is the new go to work but don’t go to work #pmqs

@BenPBradshaw And what a job he's doing, Labour have never been so electable. Practically everyone's talking about how they're going to vote Labour at the next elections, they're very popular. I think its because of his magnificent vision for the future, and the pints of course.