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@Everton are allergic to success.

NEW: Everton posted an £8.6m loss in 2024-25 Significantly lower than the previous £53m, but new figures do include the £49m sale of the women's team to TFG-owned Roundhouse Capital Record turnover of £196.7m in Goodison's final season More to follow @TheAthleticFC...

Newcastle United at risk of hefty fine for UEFA financial rules breach - UEFA won't accept £133m 'profit' from selling stadium to sister company. thetimes.com/sport/football…

🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree deal to appoint Roberto De Zerbi as new head coach, here we go! Story revealed yesterday now confirmed as De Zerbi has accepted #THFC job with IMMEDIATE effect. Five year deal set to be signed as De Zerbi decides to accept this challenge.

Orcs were created as demonic entities. Twisted and misshapen in their dedication to evil, wholly without good, bent to the service of evil itself…the left can’t help but to side with and identify with them Leftists would rather identify with orcs than avoid subverting a tale of good ultimately triumphing over evil

Just don’t see how people view Boozer as a better NBA prospect than Caleb Wilson.

Realizing you forgot to take the meat out of the freezer and you hear her car pull into the driveway

Igor Tudor leaves Tottenham with the lowest win rate of any ‘Big Six’ manager in Premier League history. 😳❌ THREAD

If you’re working on your taxes this week don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property

🚨 BREAKING: Roberto De Zerbi is now close to an agreement with Spurs following a breakthrough in talks. Five-year contract on offer. De Zerbi had told Spurs last week he wanted to wait until summer, but a lucrative long-term deal has made him open to taking the job now. 🤝 @alex_crook

@DukeMBB How’d that work out?

14-0 RUN ⛽️ (40th "kill shot" of the year)

#1 seeds: 134-0 when up by 15+ points at half… UNTIL THIS GAME 💀💀

Duke fans right now

Everybody wave goodbye to captain douchebag!

Hubert Davis Final Four wins: 1 Duke in the last decade: 0

Duke is now the ONLY 1-seed to lose after leading by 15+ at halftime 😳 UCONN STUNS DUKE 👀

Loser advances to Chapel Hill?

BREAKING: UNC indefinitely suspends discussions about new basketball arena. wral.com/sports/unc-smi…

🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Arne Slot was the ONLY Premier League manager to face Igor Tudor’s Tottenham in the league and not win the match.

Wondering whether Arsenal might have to call off their FA Cup tie at Southampton. All these injuries they're getting over the international break...

@EFC_FanAdvisory Can they start refunding child season tickets. Cus my lads missed a bulk of home games rearranged to night fixture on school nights during term time. Can't sell the ticket as its a single seat and cant pass it to anyone due to daft rules . One less fan for large home games.