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My hypest turnip train so far, that felt good!

Hmm I have tied my self worth to winning games on the disfunctional online of a video game due to never accomplishing anything and since I have neither the intelligence and discipline to win nor the wisdom to find fault within myself, I will blame my losses on a mod and harass the dude making things better for everyone for free so I can momentarily feel like I exist and matter Whoever you are, you make slugs look like advanced life forms

@ItsLizaBear @SaskioLoL If a red flag had an avatar, it would be this person.

@SaskioLoL Hi Tony. It was nice meeting you at Vince's wedding earlier. I'm going to be honest my friend pulled me away because she thought you were insane but I kind of liked it. I dmed you my number. And for the record my lux has a 70% win rate solo only. Check it yourself.

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being. we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming. then gaming gets brought up, she says it "i play league" my ears PERKED up i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you" she said "diamond 4" and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number but i am not a normal person my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your peak LP" she looked confused i kept going "do you duo? what's your solo only win rate. what champions do you play. are you a one trick or do you actually play the game" she said "i play lux support" and i said "so you don't actually play league of legends" the vibe was GONE her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back. i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether lux support can even maintain a 50% win rate in diamond without a duo my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened" i said "she peaked d4 with lux support" he said "so?" SO??? i would rather DIE alone than let a lux support player think we're on the same level she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING opgg and i simply cannot overlook that could've had her number but she knows i'm higher elo and honestly that's worth more Study the Saskio way

@justb00ket People had 7 years to cheat by playing samus on vanilla wifi, it's only fair for normal players to have the mod now

@Ling_21s They be saying it's impossible to spend 80-100$ on an old switch but will play online for 2000 hours a year

@yalmanac28 I'm talking atmosphere, etc. make sure you also updated your system to latest

@yalmanac28 Mine crashed too til I updated all my other mods. Make sure you have the latest of all the baseline mods

mine keeps crashing :/, i just deleted the libless.nro (vsync mod) completely off my sd card and put this new one (libtesting.nro) with the rest of my plugins and it crashes 💔, it runs if i disable it though so everything else is fine so idk, maybe i did something wrong

@joshbmessenger @goddek LOLOLOLOLOL

@goddek Fun fact: you’re a Tankie psychopath AND a hypocrite.

🇮🇱🇨🇭 This Swiss commentator has balls of steel. While the Israeli bobsleigh team was racing, he kept reminding viewers of the war crimes the pilot has openly supported. Absolute legend!

@SirFreshi DK is underrated IMO

Kola just lost to DK, im officially not playing roy anymore ☹️

Shut down Wikipedia. And seek the truth with Grokipedia

Video games have no age it seems

muteace in smash 10

@CLANNADWARRIOR1 Dating apps are crap, wtf.

one time i went on a date with a girl and we talked about out experiences on dating apps and she started crying when she found out i had like 2 likes and she was my only match

@CLANNADWARRIOR1 אינסטגרם כל הזמן מציעה לי לעקוב אחרי אינסטגרם אלטרנטיבי של ידיד שנפטר :)

טוויטר מציע לי לעקוב אחרי חברה של האקסית שלי שפתחה טוויטר #לעאחיאניבסדר #אתהיכוללשמוראתזה

average peach stock lifetime

@iiwasinthee212 We rock, girl 💪🏻

The Moroccans are excitinggggggg

Ugh everyone is running that “I want to leave,” story so hard thirsty and really hoping that I actually hate jews and israelis. Like if at this point people haven’t realizing complaining about everything while also actively swirling around in it and really enjoying it is not a hallmark Azealia Banks personality trait

@MuteAce Wish your twitch vids would stay post stream,such a shame to miss it if one couldn't be there when you streamed 😭

Live on twitch peach mu chart final version with explanation :)

@VividProwess People not allowed to be wrong these days without getting cancelled. This is so sad...

Anyone else lost all respect for Azealia Banks? Judaism was born thousands of years ago. Jews are the indigenous people of the land of Israel, their ancestral homeland. “Palestinians” is a made-up thing. This take is honestly disappointing and sad.

@EYakoby People think Hamas is like the Palestinian military, "freedom fighters", while in reality they are just a terrorist organization that is awful for both Israel and Palestinians alike, but hey, the world want to keep seeing these savages kill people. Hamas propaganda worked.

BREAKING: Gazans are pleading with the world to stop Hamas from continuing public executions, saying that hundreds have been murdered in just the past 72 hours. Where is the media? Where are all of the Western ‘pro-Palestinians?’

LMAO

@farchinjo @turtlecraft Yet another turtle W

Small client update tonight! No server downtime, but you'll receive an automatic update the next time you log in: twow.link/tALu