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Crystal Jack

@CrystalJackLack

Jaguar Black, better stand back Bring Back Eisner!

Katılım Kasım 2017
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Anthony Bowens@Bowens_Official·
Sometimes I forget this is the no fun app
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Crystal Jack
Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
That's the problem with a ton of legacy media, even beyond SW, writers became obsessed with the idea of artifically making beloved heroes into weak broken cowards just so they can get that "ending". They don't realize it's transparently bad writing and horribly unsatisfying.
Dan Marcus@Danimalish

Whenever I talk to friends who don’t like THE LAST JEDI the consensus is that it ruined Luke Skywalker as a character, but Luke achieving a level of Buddhist peace feels like the most satisfying ending I can imagine for the character.

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Crystal Jack
Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
@brettgallman Yoda saw almost everyone he loved die and basically the entire eradication of every system he'd held up before he made his choice. Jesus Christ media literacy is through the floor.
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Brett Gallman
Brett Gallman@brettgallman·
funniest thing about LAST JEDI discourse is when people criticize its depiction of Luke as "subversive" when he's basically just become Yoda, upholding Lucas's mantra of the movies rhyming like poetry
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Crystal Jack
Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
@Milajoy Your president defied the Supreme Court to take food away from poor children but thank god your fragile fucking soul doesn't have to see a word you don't like on a form, country saved.
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Crystal Jack
Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
@JoshDaws "The minute my kids legally become adults they are no longer allowed to enjoy things that I think are stupid"
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Josh Daws
Josh Daws@JoshDaws·
The joy of Disney as an adult is in sharing it with your kids. I make sure my kids understand this on our visits. They aren’t allowed to be trapped in perpetual adolescence as Disney adults.
Adam Singer@AdamSinger

These people badly need to get married, have kids, and then take their kids to Disney. This is what has gone wrong in the population, it's so stupidly simple we have collectively forgotten the meaning of life is to create more life, and that brings actual fulfillment

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Crystal Jack
Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
@TheEricGoldman What's performative is making Luke Skywalker a weak moronic coward just to give your film the flimsiest forced hack stakes and to artificially boost your new heroes rather than simply writing for them. Masturbatory writing like TLJ is far more performative than I ever could be.
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Eric Goldman
Eric Goldman@TheEricGoldman·
My Star Wars rankings truth is that I think anyone putting The Last Jedi as either the very best or very worst movie is being performative. #Maythe4thBeWithYou
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Crystal Jack
Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
Generally the Jedi are good and the Sith are evil, and I know all the fringe cases and shades, but, was this moment symbolically good people rejecting the need to do good and framing society as a bunch of nihilistic bullshit leading directly to the hell we now live in? Maybe.
Paul Anleitner@PaulAnleitner

This moment in Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) was when I knew the postmodern deconstruction of our culture was reaching its apex. It’s hard to believe now that this was a real scene.

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jezz
jezz@JezziiB·
"Abortion ends a potential life." So does not funding healthcare, education, housing, or gun control. But I don't see you throwing tantrums over that
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Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
Sweet Christ the epilogue to Hades 2 is the maybe the most anti-climactic thing I've ever experienced.
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Crystal Jack
Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
@touchet52 He's defied courts multiple times, he calls for punishment of private citizens when they say things he doesn't like, for a start.
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Crystal Jack
Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
@iJonniM "If you believe that someone who voluntarily left WWE wouldn't wanna work with a WWE partner company then you must be paid by AEW" Hold on folks, I think we might have discovered a budding genius, what an incredible fucking insight you have there.
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Ryan Satin
Ryan Satin@ryansatin·
You think New Day didn’t want to sign a new deal so they could go to WWE’s farm league? Cmon. Be real. Use your brain.
Jonni Martinez@iJonniM

@ryansatin And who says they are going to AEW? Why not TNA?

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Crystal Jack
Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
@Ashailes And you genuinely don't see how leaving WWE since the partnership is completely different than leaving WWE before the partnership?
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L13@Ashailes·
@ryansatin Im not talking since the partnership I'm talking overall. There's been many i thought I'd never see either in TNA or Back in TNA.
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Crystal Jack
Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
"Someone in the audience didn't find you funny so you as a comedian should stop the show to berate them" is just an insanely stupid fucking take regardless of the situation.
Adarsh@adarshisit

It kind of breaks the contract of a comedic event. You can roast the other guy, but if you specifically act disgusted by something because it is inappropriate, in a platform where everyone goes to bask in the transgressive inappropriateness, definitionally, then it's not on.

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Crystal Jack
Crystal Jack@CrystalJackLack·
What didn't happen to the Confederacy must happen to Trump supporters if this country is to have any kind of future at all at this point.
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has announced that the United States will be taking control of Cuba almost immediately

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