
Crystal Jack
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Crystal Jack
@CrystalJackLack
Jaguar Black, better stand back Bring Back Eisner!


Whenever I talk to friends who don’t like THE LAST JEDI the consensus is that it ruined Luke Skywalker as a character, but Luke achieving a level of Buddhist peace feels like the most satisfying ending I can imagine for the character.


Xbox CEO Asha Sharma overhauls Xbox leadership with new executive team makeup: ▪️Jared Palmer | Former CoreAI VP of Product joins as VP of Engineering ▪️Tim Allen | Former CoreAI VP of Design joins to lead design ▪️Jonathan McKay | Former CoreAI Head of Growth joins to lead Xbox growth, data platform and analytics ▪️Evan Chaki | Former CoreAI General Manager joins to simplify dev and improving how Xbox operates theverge.com/news/923908/mi… #Xbox



These people badly need to get married, have kids, and then take their kids to Disney. This is what has gone wrong in the population, it's so stupidly simple we have collectively forgotten the meaning of life is to create more life, and that brings actual fulfillment



Trump insinuates he's running for an unconstitutional third term: "When I get out of office in, let's say 8 or 9 years from now..."

This moment in Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) was when I knew the postmodern deconstruction of our culture was reaching its apex. It’s hard to believe now that this was a real scene.

“Jedi don’t give up.” Except for Obi Wan Kenobi hiding out on Tatooine. And Yoda in exile on Dagobah. They never give up. Except those two.







They not like us


@ryansatin And who says they are going to AEW? Why not TNA?



It kind of breaks the contract of a comedic event. You can roast the other guy, but if you specifically act disgusted by something because it is inappropriate, in a platform where everyone goes to bask in the transgressive inappropriateness, definitionally, then it's not on.


🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has announced that the United States will be taking control of Cuba almost immediately

Meryl Streep: Marvel Has Made Moviegoing "So Boring" hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…



