Culèr

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Culèr

@CulerNo10

Parody account. just football banter and satire. Not affiliated with the original.

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Culèr@CulerNo10·30 Mar

If you ever I mean ever need to talk about anything I am always here please dm me we will talk and it will help Mental Health is a serious serious issue that we all need to help people with We will go through this together never lose hope in God and in Yourself.

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Culèr@CulerNo10·2d

@Amanseeks You could make the cows fly in thi s game😭😭

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the@Amanseeks·2d

a9@imalicenine

i actually need a game where i can just turn my brain off run around and shoot things

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Culèr@CulerNo10·4d

@433 Who tf cares about goal difference? Paid page

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433@433·5d

𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄 😉 Mourinho’s Real Madrid in 2011-12 still holds the record for the best La Liga season ever 👏🇪🇸 Tito Vilanova also got 100 points with Barcelona a season later, but Mourinho’s Real Madrid had a better goal difference in 2011-12 and is therefore considered to have had the best La Liga season of all time 🔝

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Culèr@CulerNo10·5d

@lfc_lance Last pic is his mother you dumbfk

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Lance@lfc_lance·5d

🚨 Lamine Yamal’s Dating History - 2022— Single - 2023 — Alisa 🇷🇺 - 2024 — Alex Padilla 🇪🇸 - 2025 — Fati Vázquez 🇪🇸 - 2025 — Claudia Bavel 🇪🇸 - 2025 — Nicki Nicole 🇦🇷…… look here

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Culèr@CulerNo10·6d

@theMadridZone Spanish Club with only 3 Spanish players going to WC 😭😭

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Madrid Zone@theMadridZone·6d

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid players included in Spain pre-list for World Cup: 🇪🇸 Dean Huijsen 🇪🇸 Fran García 🇪🇸 Gonzalo García

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Culèr@CulerNo10·11 May

Hansi's team won kya?

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Culèr@CulerNo10·9 May

@theMadridZone @diarioas You want the players to makeout? 😭😭

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Madrid Zone@theMadridZone·9 May

🚨 The relationship between Real Madrid & Barcelona continues to be COMPLETELY BROKEN. @diarioas

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Culèr@CulerNo10·9 May

@TouchmineX Whats the source you dumbwit

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The Touchmine | 𝐓@TouchmineX·9 May

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Sources indicate that Lamine Yamal’s PR team heavily tried to cash in on Michael Olise’s one average performance against PSG to score points in the Ballon d’Or race. This is the same kind of incident that happened last summer when Spain defeated France in the Nations League semi-final, and his PR team tried to twist the narrative even after suffering double humiliation in both the UCL and the Nations League.

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Culèr@CulerNo10·7 May

🚨 Aurelien Tchouaméni - "Everything is taken care of, Fede and me were just playing. Mbappe helped us see the light."

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Culèr@CulerNo10·7 May

The only close Real Madrid DNA Enrique had on him was the robbed penalty tonight

Rk@RkFutbol

🚨🚨 OFFICIAL: The Champions League final will be full of Real Madrid DNA: • Martin Ødegaard with Arsenal: Former La Fabrica player • Luis Enrique with PSG: Former Real Madrid player Real Madrid DNA rule the world.

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Culèr@CulerNo10·6 May

@ReddCinema Yea he should've

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Redd@ReddCinema·5 May

I guess the hat is coming off…

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Culèr@CulerNo10·6 May

@RkFutbol Madrid fans cant talk about robberies bro😭😭

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Rk@RkFutbol·6 May

Inter, Atleti, Liverpool, Roma, Juventus, etc. At what point is everyone just going to admit that Barcelona are not as good as they think they are? All five UCLs were robbed too; every single one is tainted with robberies. Barcelona don't belong in Europe's elite list.

T 🇫🇷@Talhaa10_

why do teams like inter & atleti just turn up for barca ffs. ruined 2 ucl’s in a row

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Culèr@CulerNo10·5 May

🚨 Bartomeu: "Did the signing of Dembélé fail? I think the problem was with Laporta. He bribed the medical team to keep him injured."

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Culèr@CulerNo10·4 May

@Muneeb_08 Just accept Both of them are in shit leagues

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Muneeb@Muneeb_08·3 May

Al-Nassr won 22 games in a row and their title still isn't secure That how competitive Saudi league is. Never compare it that bum amateur burger league ever again

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Culèr@CulerNo10·28 Nis

Barca keeping likes of Araujo and not signing Rashford because of Low IQ😪

The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Barcelona have confirmed that activating Marcus Rashford's €30M clause is VERY unlikely! They have already started looking to alternatives such as Abde Ezzalzouli and Jan Virgili. — @samuelmarsden

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Culèr@CulerNo10·28 Nis

@qsleyy Bellingham? Lol

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𝓡𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓪@qsleyy·28 Nis

You’ve watched Bellingham , Vitinha and Bruno play football all season and you get up confidently take your phone and tweet Pedri is the best midfielder in the world. You should be ashamed

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Culèr@CulerNo10·28 Nis

Champions League Semis today No hype btw lool

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Culèr@CulerNo10·26 Nis

@say33d3 He's a teenager...

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S@say33d3·25 Nis

Barca fans forgiving this guy and Eric Garcia for costing us the UCL back to back but still continuing to abuse Araujo has to be racism man. Mind you we were 100x more likely to win the UCL in 24/25 and 25/26 when these guys cost us than in 23/24 for which they slander Araujo

auggs.@auggsoriginal

less than 3years till we starting pushing best cb in barca history…

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Culèr@CulerNo10·25 Nis

@theMadridZone @marca The Prime:

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Madrid Zone@theMadridZone·29 Mar

🚨 Fede Valverde: "I'm in my PRIME right now." @marca

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Culèr@CulerNo10·21 Nis

@TouchmineX West ACL2? Some mfs were complaining about MLC Conference League

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The Touchmine | 𝐓@TouchmineX·21 Nis

🚨🏆 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Three trophies await for Ronaldo and Al Nassr- • 1 win away from the West ACL2 title • 2 wins away from the ACL title • 3 wins away from the Saudi Pro League title.